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A community member independently creating something that brings @sneakyprods characters into another format. That's the difference between people simply owning an NFT and people genuinely connecting with the intellectual property behind it.

🐽 EDDIE VAN BLAZE 🎸 Sneaky People #134 Stargaze Rarity Rank: 316 ▫️ Profession: Rockstar ▫️ Class: The Band ▫️ Sneakiness: 82 ▫️ Power: 65 ▫️ Attack: Cigarette Burn ▫️ Special Attack: Awful Song On Repeat Eddie Van Blaze is Sneaky's tribute to Eddie Van Halen, the legendary Dutch-American guitarist, songwriter and co-founder of the iconic rock band Van Halen. 🎸🤘 Widely regarded as one of the most influential guitarists in rock history, Eddie revolutionised electric guitar playing with his extraordinary speed, innovative techniques and signature two-handed tapping style. From the explosive instrumental Eruption to unforgettable hits like Jump, Panama and Hot for Teacher, Van Halen helped define the sound of hard rock throughout the late 1970s and 1980s. His distinctive guitar solos, energetic performances and unmistakable sound inspired generations of musicians. The Rockstar profession and The Band class are fitting tributes to his extraordinary musical career, while Awful Song On Repeat adds a cheeky @sneakyprods twist to the idea of hearing the same classic rock anthems over and over again. The Cigarette Burn attack brings a little rebellious rock-and-roll attitude to the character. Sneaky's official lore takes the joke further, portraying an ageing rockstar who continues performing the same crowd-pleasing hits that made him famous, but occasionally sneaks an unexpected note into a familiar solo just to remind everyone that he's still in control. It's a humorous take on the relationship between legendary musicians, their greatest hits and fans who expect every performance to sound exactly like the original. Rock legends never fade away. They just turn the volume up! 🐽

🐽 MEANWOOD BROWN 😈 🐥 Sneaky People #48 Stargaze Rarity Rank: 750 ▫️ Profession: Hitman ▫️ Class: Evil ▫️ Sneakiness: 11 ▫️ Power: 17 ▫️ Attack: Stab ▫️ Special Attack: None Meanwood Brown is Sneaky's sinister take on Charlie Brown, the beloved character created by Charles M. Schulz for the iconic Peanuts comic strip. Best known for his familiar zigzag shirt, awkward personality and seemingly endless streak of bad luck, Charlie Brown is one of the most recognisable characters in cartoon history. But @sneakyprods has given this childhood favourite a seriously dark makeover! The Evil class and Hitman profession transform the innocent, mild-mannered Charlie Brown into a rather unsettling character, while his Stab attack suggests this version isn't interested in having the football pulled away at the last second. Even the name Meanwood Brown might contain a clever double reference. Mean fits his villainous personality and Evil class, while wood could be a subtle nod to Woodstock, Snoopy's tiny yellow bird companion from the Peanuts universe. It's an interesting possibility, although not a confirmed Easter egg. Sneaky's official lore adds another darkly humorous layer, describing a professional killer who deliberately dresses innocently to make people underestimate him. With 11 Sneakiness and 17 Power, Meanwood Brown might not appear particularly threatening, but that's precisely what makes his appearance so deceptive. Good grief! Charlie Brown has officially gone bad!

🐽 JEFF BAGOS 📦💰 Sneaky People #460 Stargaze Rarity Rank: 346 ▫️ Profession: Boss ▫️ Class: Billionaire ▫️ Sneakiness: 68 ▫️ Power: 57 ▫️ Attack: Loud Laugh ▫️ Special Attack: Explosive Gifts Jeff Bagos is Sneaky's tribute to Jeff Bezos, the billionaire entrepreneur and founder of Amazon, whose journey from selling books online to building one of the world's largest e-commerce empires transformed the way people shop. The Billionaire class and Boss profession perfectly capture Bezos's enormous wealth and business influence, while Explosive Gifts adds a mischievous Sneaky twist to Amazon's famous parcel deliveries. Even Loud Laugh feels appropriate for a character inspired by a businessman whose distinctive laugh has become something of an internet meme. Sneaky's official character lore takes the satire further, describing a delivery empire where parcels arrive inside other parcels, complaints become sales opportunities, and even empty boxes can turn into recurring subscriptions. It's a cheeky commentary on modern consumerism, subscription services and the relentless pursuit of profit. With 68 Sneakiness and 57 Power, Jeff Bagos is a businessman who seemingly knows how to turn absolutely anything into a profitable venture, even an empty cardboard box. Your parcel has arrived, your subscription has renewed, and Jeff Bagos is laughing all the way to the bank! 🐽