@snirbles

nc melee’s premier seal girl || canadian girl appreciator || #1 zasa fan || i post about my cat a lot || priv (for mutuals only): @snirble5

 raleigh-durham
Joined September 2025
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ADDED OVER 50 MORE SEALS TO THE SEAL-RT THIS IS SIMPLY UN-SEAL-IEVEABLE
snirbles 🦭@snirblesMar 3
debuting the SealRT at the weekly tomorrow
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she wants to take a bath
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i appreciate the t4c haters coming out of the woodwork that means more pussy for me big dawg
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been using twitter like facebook lately i hope y’all fw older women
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w rams
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niko'd my pumpkin
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they look like they are sautéing in a saucepan
NOELLE 🦭@Sealyne_Oct 24
How it feels spending time with friends
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on the way to my hometown and need entertainment so it’s astrid snirbles q&a time give me some real thinkers
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snirbles 🦭 retweeted
angel@angelmodingOct 22
baja blast signed an extension before nikishin did LOL
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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oh september 13th astrid if you only knew how good you had it
snirbles 🦭@snirblesSep 13
the 2026 rams super team, everyone
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snirbles 🦭 retweeted
signify@signifyisdumbOct 22
Proposed melee changes: "Donkey Copyright": Hitting three up-airs with DK triggers Disney movie clips ruining combo videos. "Peach Gamble": Peaches turnip pull is replaced with a slot machine. Spinning three stitches makes you win the game, as you deserve for being lucky.
signify@signifyisdumbOct 20
Proposed melee changes: "WOKE-dorf": Ganon is remodeled as a blue haired enby. Ganon mains suspiciously swap characters... "Fisher Price Falcon": Falcon's sound effects are replaced with barnyard animal noises and circus sounds. Stomp Knee causes nuclear aura loss.
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girls will look like this and tell you “*gasp* the enemy!!”
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getting the air freshener that smells like canada 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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“astrid you’ve only played melee for 9 months how do you improve so quickly?” oomf sends me a pic of her tiddies whenever i get an upset
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sometimes i think about going by she/they just to get out of doing the dishes
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she HATES soda
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i won’t even deny the title screen larp here i played this shit for an hour and haven’t touched it since this game is ASS CHEEKS bro
snirbles 🦭@snirblesOct 5
#nowplaying
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before Forgive an Ex Day end do any of my exes wanna admit they forgive me 🙈
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 17
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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snirbles 🦭 retweeted
John Rigolizzo@JohnRigolizzoOct 17
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Scott Barrett
@ScottBarrettDFBOct 17
If I told you there was a young NFL superstar in the prime of his career who didn’t love football — more than that, he was really starting to hate it — and could be on the verge of a shocking retirement à la Andrew Luck… Who would you think I was talking about?
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