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Joined October 2013
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Vegas has its own kind of beauty 🚬
I wish I was in Vegas making out by the slots, gambling, unlimited drinking, cigarettes, an 8ball in my purse, with the cold desert air right now would just HIT🎰
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libbing out is OVER !!! everyone get more communist NOW
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138 Laura Loomer posts in the past 24 hours. New case study for psychoanalysts.
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Kinda seems like the key to progress is being a hot millennial
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Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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Texas is now under Selena Law. You will baila esta cumbia at the HEB (all grocery stores will be now be HEB) People will be treated como la flor (con tanto amor) Children will study fotos y recuerdos of actual history Make sure your car gets that carcacha sticker
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She IS millennial hope core
fuck it lemme press play on a safiya nygaard video
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KILL WHITEY LMAOOOOOO forever rip my king Chris Farley
Kansas during the World Cup
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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MASHALLAH COMRADES! We must hold these Dems accountable and ensure they actually work for US. And if they don't, may I suggest a mysterious third option come 2028?
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ALWAYS HAS BEEN
It’s called Staples Center now.
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She needs to be put down like the rabid dog she is
now that we’ve won, we should imprison laura loomer
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Mexican communists hunting down Mexican nazis in Ukraine was not on my bingo card. What a pleasant surprise.
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libbing out as a commie is lowk fun asf
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I have major reservations about the Dems but anyway to disrupt and displease the vile creatures on the right is a win for this country
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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Can we redirect some of that egregious LAPD funding to our post offices? The one I'm at is a cross between the backrooms and the local shipping center in a war-torn country, U.S. army base.
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You're hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it's fine
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