@soWizardly

Tech Lead / Sr. Dev @saltwaterco, ex-Hasbro, ex-Verizon, intl. conference speaker, PHP fanboy.

 Hampton Beach, NH
ishouldmakeawebsite.com
Joined January 2017
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Crypto is getting wild!
banteg
@banteg2 Mar 2021
Just flash minted eight quintillion dollars.
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I cooked some food so bland earlier today that I had to eat some food I didn't cook just to make sure I didn't have covid
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Imagine NOT getting paid in $LINK 馃槀
Replying to @TanjaHoefler @johncurt82 @bendechrai @AndrewSCaya @stoker @danielleKayumbi @danaluther @stockholmux
Thanks @TanjaHoefler.... definitely need to get back into making talks! This was great motivation :D
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It's suuuper frustrating. Everyone's yelling about Trump's taxes...Just elect libertarians and we can all pay nothing! The US ran mainly through excise taxes, tariffs, customs duties and public land sales until the early 1900's. Let's do that again!
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Replying to @iansltx @YevP
Technically I listened to your advice until the worst possible moment. Perspective.
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@grmpyprogrammer gets laid off from Mozilla, and today FB & Twitter are literally unusable on Firefox... COINCIDENCE?!? I think not.
Replying to @iansltx @benedmunds
@iansltx @benedmunds
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In their defense, WSL is probably a job & a half... and with that, we're fully capable of running PHP8 in Docker Containers. The PHP core dev's are free from supporting Windows weirdness....is it a win-win? Seems it to me!
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The whole thread makes a good point, but this in particular is an interesting take.
Corey Quinn
@QuinnyPig2 Jul 2020
Replying to @QuinnyPig
One of the sales pitches for Kubernetes is that it lets you build in cloud agnostic ways. People build their applications so that they can run on any cloud provider. Then they run them on AWS. (Switch cloud providers to taste; not the fight I'm picking tonight.)
The worst question is "why do you want to work here?" "I like money" is apparently not the correct answer, despite it being the correct answer.
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Such a great idea! Moving to springfield really put a damper on my ability to attend these :D
bostonphp@bostonphp8 Jun 2020
EXCITING NEWS!! BostonPHP has joined forces with Austin PHP and Atlanta PHP to form MergePHP, your new PHP Mega Meetup Group! We are working together to bring you quality talks you can attend from the safety of your own home.
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For the first time in months my jira board is clear prior to the end of the sprint. GLORIOUS!
Hey man it's really cool you do the OSS stuff. Fuck that person.
Just think of it as impasta syndrome. You are pasta. Everything is fine.
Progress on my d&d sleeve
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Replying to @dead_lugosi
Sara is probably in the upper echelon of provacative PHPeople but also fuck Twitter FREE THIS BITCH FROM JAIL I NEED 300% MORE DRUNK TWEETS ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN THE COMMUNITY
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Replying to @dabernathy89
I say stupid shit almost 24/7.. where's my award? :D
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Replying to @davidwalshblog
Max 401k, then invest the rest of your money into a self directed Roth IRA. That's not the same as a regular Roth IRA. Then leverage the entire IRA on $TSLA 2000 Jan2021 calls
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Replying to @phpfig
Congrats!
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