katie

I’ve been singing “should we do it low-key should we have a lil wine” for so long and imagine my surprise…………………..

it’s the people who got their biology tests handed back to them face down that have the most to say about women’s boxing all of a sudden

any high schooler in a debate class would eviscerate them where they stood

George Lopez on my TV at 3AM:

Music is sooooo fun when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you to pit female artists against each other

I refuse to believe anybody has perfect vision how dare you wake up and view the world FOR FREE

I espresso, you espresso, he, she, me espresso IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB

Kendrick’s staging choreography for his diss musical rn

Listening to TTPD in order ❌ Listening to each half of TTPD separately ❌ Listening to TTPD with Chappell Roan ever other song as a palate cleanser ✅

Taylor caught so much unnecessary flak for dating 1 crusty-ass man meanwhile some of you have dated 5-6 consecutively and no one’s said a PEEP

Adulthood is really just learning that there are acronyms. There are so many acronyms. You could put any three letters together and someone’s job has a program that is that acronym.

Edelweiss should be Austria’s national anthem in the same way Genovia should be a real country