Idiot Hoosier with lucid intervals of brilliance
Joined December 2019
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Oh quesadilla lord, sweet quesadilla lord, please provide the necessary sustenance to get through the night. Amen
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One of the best to ever do it. This video is why he’s the best - Ernie Johnson understands the connection people have with those they watch for years of their lives - and his honesty and relatability and goodness are why he’s been so successful. Will miss seeing him all season long but am happy he’s doing what is right for him now.
Love you Ernie and thanks for keeping us company all these years.
Getting “5 year ago, today” memories of me fucking around with my Yeezy Stemplayer. Never touched that shit again. I swear if I didn’t buy so much bullshit in high school I’d be a jillionaire
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10 isn't the best QB we've had. Or the 2nd best, 3rd best, 4th best, so on and so forth. That being said, he's the QB we have. He has made the plays necessary to get us to 6-1. It'd be great if we could get behind the guy at some point.
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Begging literally anyone there to tell him to go fuck himself
YIKES 😳 Trump snaps at a reporter asking him about why he's dismissing sexual abuse allegations 👇
WOMAN REPORTER: Do the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?
TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with?
REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sexual abuse allegations
TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?
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The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
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Indiana fans spent decades as the punchline of college football, then one fluky, portal-fueled run turned them into the most delusional fanbase in the sport, LMAO!
They won a single national championship. ONE, in a century-plus of existence. And somehow that was enough for them to start measuring themselves against the Ohio States and Alabamas of the world, as if a single outlier season erases 700-plus losses and generations of irrelevance, LOL🤭
They entered last year as the second losingest program in the history of the sport and only surrendered that distinction to Northwestern because they managed not to lose for a stretch. That's it, that is the resume. Not tradition. Not sustained excellence. Not multiple titles across eras. ONE championship, and suddenly they believe they belong in the conversation with programs that have defined the sport for decades, LOL. So cute...
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