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In airports across this country, scores of people are in desperate need of a Polka King to get them home
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Nick Fuentes says you should say NO to beggars "When they ask me for money, I don't say, 'I don't have anything on me.' I say, 'No. Go away. Get the fuck away from me.'" 😂💯
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INSANE: Footage shows aftermath of the Atlantic Asphalt tanker crash into the American Heritage river cruiser on the Mississippi River in New Orleans. 129 passengers were on board at the time of the crash. This is horrifying. Pray 🙏🏻
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30 years ago was literally a different country.
90s Christmas ads. From the archives.
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From the way everyone is reacting, you’d think Jensen strangled his three babies to death and then blamed it on postpartum psychosis.
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Who knew making monkey noises in a Ring camera would get you in more trouble than killing your three children.
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My dream anytime I have fever 🤧
🤖 Made with AI
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John McEntee: “Gas is still $6 a gallon. When the HELL is that Venezuelan oil coming in?!” So true.
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Not seeing Black and Arab people everywhere.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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🇨🇳🇮🇱 - John McEntee calls out the media over the Jensen Huang scandal: “Good thing it wasn’t an Israeli spy. The media would’ve NEVER leaked that.”
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In The Passion of the Christ (2004), Mel Gibson reimagined the Devil in a way that was far more disturbing than the traditional depiction of horns and flames. Instead, Satan appears as a pale, mysterious figure silently passing through the crowd while holding an eerie, unnatural-looking child. What makes the scene so unsettling is its subtlety. There are no dramatic threats or monstrous features, just an unnerving presence that becomes more disturbing the longer you watch. Gibson demonstrates that evil doesn’t need to appear terrifying to create fear. Sometimes, the most haunting images are the ones that seem almost ordinary at first glance.
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Hahahahha LETS FUCKING GOOO
You just can’t make this up Rep. Ro Khanna sold Nvidia $NVDA perfectly at the top One month later, CEO Jensen Huang admitted to an affair with a suspected Chinese spy $NVDA is down 26% since Khanna sits on the House committee that investigates China’s attempts to steal US tech To be fair, he's said his trades are run by a 3rd-party But he's also stated “Members of Congress should not be trading stocks”
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Seinfeld AI: Krammer hacks coinbase Make sure to watch to the end Follow and repost for more Seinfeld videos!
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I can sit through entire seasons of this new AI Seinfeld series! 😆
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Very strange Senate we have. The Democrats work for the Democrats. The Republicans work for the Democrats. No one works for The People.
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For the first time since the 1970s, all 4 of the US-Mexico border states will have Dems as their governors If we lose in 2028, we're f*cked
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Wow, isn’t this strange and interesting?
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Hope all the kids enjoyed their two days off for the NJEA Teachers Convention! “The Gay Agenda” 🏳️‍🌈
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So you need ID to get swole, but not to vote. Oh, California.
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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