ALT a blond golden retriever smiles while standing next to a quaint stone building. the dog’s head is approximately the height of the chimney extending above the roof. a smaller building in the background with yellow windows and black doors only comes up to his shoulder. the blue sky above has a few wisps of clouds overhead

ALT the blond golden retriever pokes his head down into the comparatively tiny doorway of a pastry shop. he’s in profile, so you can see an olive green collar around his neck, suggesting someone has somehow tamed this beast. a blue and white tiered cake is on display in a window case, with the smallest top tier not even the size of the dog’s nose. one of the pup’s front paws is raised, but we don’t think it’s in a menacing way.

ALT the golden retriever rounds a corner on a cobbled street next to a blue and white building with a thatched roof. in the background, two more buildings shine in the sun, though they all seem to have their shutters closed while this giant terrorizes their streets. the dog is smiling blithely. all these buildings may be too small for him to enter, but he’s enjoying exploring nonetheless.

ALT the golden retriever is sitting outside a stone building that has signs that read “Whitbread” and “Griffin Hotel.” the dog could maybe get one paw through the front door. … maybe. a dark green tree fills the frame behind him.