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🇮🇹🇺🇸 professional sandwich-maker

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Joined October 2015
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
Parenting with your person>>>
Our youngest vomited in our bed at 3:30am. My wife and I calmly got up. I cleaned our child while my wife changed the bedding. Our child vomited again but we caught it in a mixing bowl. We laughed a little together and remarked how there is no one else in the world with whom we’d rather clean up puke at 3:30am. An incredible team. I love her very much.
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Geting really weird how the "conservative" Telegraph keeps pushing for how great it is to break up families.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
They are literally doing the meme in France 😂
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Finally, a prominent food critic stands up for the greatest cuisine in the world... White people food. youtube.com/watch?v=10AJrPe1…
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Demographic oblivion.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
One customer moved away and my White Claw sales dropped $6,175.14 at my restaurant. Apparently I didn’t have a White Claw customer. I had THE White Claw customer 😂
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We're gonna need more leaflets.
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ladies, if youre trying to get pregnant, give yourself 60 days first and prepare like an athlete: 1. 100% cotton underwear only. polyester underwear tanks progesterone 2. cut the cosmetics. women take in 168 chemicals a day from makeup, hair care and skin care, all linked to hormone issues and infertility 3. throw out every fragrance in the house. 500+ synthetic chemicals that wreck your hormones 4. eat carbs. 150-300g a day. under that and your thyroid is probably tanked 5. steak, liver, oysters, egg yolks, raw milk. especially liver. non-negotiable 6. honey every day. the honeymoon is literally named after eating honey for fertility 7. sunlight on your skin first thing in the morning 8. no seed oils 9. get the plastic off your body. polyester clothes, plastic bottles, dental floss coated in BPA 10. daily pomegranate juice, shown to balance hormones and improve PCOS. 11. high k2 cheeses 12. raw carrot daily, excretes excess estrogen 13. lower stress. meditate daily. slow down. cycle sync your training. stop skipping breakfast. definitely dont cold plunge. 14. quit your job, disappear to the woods 15. make him do it too. your placenta is built from his genes and sperm takes 90 days to mature train for pregnancy like youre an athlete.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: By the stroke of pen and flanked by RFK Jr., President Trump establishes a new US vaccine schedule that decreases the number of jabs from 72 to 11 — and spreads them out over multiple visits, rather than pumping the child all at once "That's a big one in my book!" MAHA is alive and well! 🇺🇸
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
They’re aborting toddlers now.
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Start executing these women. And no, I don't care about your whining and moaning and victimhood. You dump a baby in the trash to die, you give up your right to breathe. I'll swing the ax myself.
Newborn miraculously found alive after being tossed into airport trash can trib.al/Ov3zaDe
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
The young male voting bloc Charlie built is gone. They aren’t voting in the midterms. Now it not the time to be alienating voters.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
Creatine >>> Coffee for postpartum moms. People love telling exhausted moms to nap when the baby naps, but that advice is impossible with toddlers running around or a busy schedule. Broken sleep drains brain phosphocreatine, which makes creatine the single best postpartum survival tool for sleep deprivation. If you are postpartum and haven't tried creatine, please do. It works wonders.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
For the integrity of the seat, it is critical that I win this race.
TX-23 HOUSE WINNER ODDS: 🟥 Brandon Herrera: 68% 🟦 Katy Padilla Stout: 32%
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
New cheat code for women just dropped: just water them.
You don’t need to be severely dehydrated to feel awful. At just 1.36% dehydration, women experience: ↑ Anger 8% ↑ Fatigue 17% ↑ Mood disturbance 19% ↑ Task difficulty 58% ↑ Difficulty concentrating 45% ↑ Headache severity 2x
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
I never want to hear a single one of you women out there who supports this ever say again in your entire miserable lives that men are the problem.
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guys, you have a duty to getting fit before impregnating her. obese fathers cause her placenta to develop abnormally, causing low oxygen levels. this is associated with more miscarriages, more painful pregnancies, and poor metabolic function in your child.
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“Dawson, my buddy.” Those are the words Patrick Clancy screamed on the 911 call when he found his three children — Cora, 5, Dawson, 3, and Callan, 8 months — strangled in the basement. I haven’t followed every day of this trial. But I’ve watched too many of my peers — young fathers — get wrecked just talking about it. I have never felt worse for another father. Every dad’s nightmare is still somehow worse than you can picture until you hear those words. That there is now a movement of women defending the woman who did this — pink shirts, “Team Lindsay,” rallies outside the courthouse — is an indictment of our culture. A movement that made abortion its highest political good should not shock us when it cannot treat three murdered children as the highest evil. Postpartum suffering is not new. We have known that pain for generations. What is new is a mother killing all three of her children and a movement rushing to excuse it — then turning on the husband who took paternity leave, got her counseling, worked from home, and was running her errands when she did it. What is not new is a father who would have traded places with his kids without hesitation. That picture of Patrick Clancy on the stand is a man already dead inside. He would have died for those children gladly. If this is who we sympathize with, we will see more of it. Absolute ghouls.
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Sofia Carbone retweeted
Seen too many leftists celebrating her death. She wasn’t even high level. Not that that would excuse it. But a sign that the hatred isn’t against “the billionaire class.” It’s much deeper than that. Troubling times ahead.
‘Devastated’ family of BofA exec randomly slain in Times Square releases heartbreaking statement on young wife, new mom trib.al/RWaaZcz
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