driver gender

you should be sorry. you should be in PRISON

this is my agenda. over shoulder carry is a) easiest way to squat that much weight, and b) easiest way to sneak attack an unsuspecting phil with a squat session. princess carry or piggyback require cooperation, but dan can grab phil over his shoulder whenever

this is the easiest way to squat that weight. plus it's probably the only way he can sneak it on an unsuspecting phil (other ways require some cooperation). im on the over shoulder agenda

i think dan's got him over his shoulder like this... easiest way to squat that weight + easiest to sneak attack on an unsuspecting phil (princess carry requires more cooperation)

im so sorry to break this to you... but this is what everyone sees when u behave this like. you are NOT a sensible normal person for crashing out over a non-issue. dan and phil themselves poke fun and joke about bed sharing all the time. please get a grip.

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