filmmaker & musician

Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
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This is actually a phenomenal social experiment on false authority over time leading to obedience
Reffing at LA fitness
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It’s becoming like early 2020 with the perpetually escalating covid stories, that sense that some enormous tidal wave is forming on the horizon
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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Justin Wilson retweeted
doing a line of hope
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Eli Sunday: I have untapped oil Daniel Plainview:
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Before it was legalized you had to have this conversation with a guy who was really into Tool every time you wanted to buy weed
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: so he took his nose? he really took it?? BILLY: she doesn't really understand the difference between fingers and noses NATHAN FIELDER: .................. that must be hard
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Last-minute Halloween costume idea: Amanda Seyfried’s farting horse
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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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It was messed up when Scooby Doo introduced a second talking dog who could speak fluently and you realised oh Scooby can’t talk right
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John mf Brown
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chiillllllls
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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The problem with the media today is they don’t waste enough time on vapid bullshit that doesn’t matter
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I don’t want a strong Republican party, I want it to be destroyed.
Hillary Clinton: “The Republican Party is no longer a political party, it is a cult devoted to Trump and Trump’s power. The Republican Party needs a total transformation. If we’re gonna have a healthy government that actually gets things done and delivers for people, the Republican Party has to purge itself of everybody that lost both their conscience and their backbone over the last ten years and that’s most of them”
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I hired someone to pretend to be a ghost and then I got scared. This is what my political opponents want to do to your children.
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Well this about sums it up
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I did not think there was much more room for innovation in the area of diarrhea production but I lacked faith
Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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Made a little music video for my friends in @drax_tx
listen to @drax_tx . It will make you feel better
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