CEO of HellHounds Cybersecurity/ Former Darknet market admin/ CISSP/ CEH/ darkdotfail/ ENDGame

Ransomware Ln, Tx
Joined December 2020
FastFoodRembrandt.onion retweeted
I like how wild everyone went about PHPShell but CVE-2026-42945 just flew right by like nothing ever happened.
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Clocks go back tomorrow. If only they could take us back to a 90's Saturday morning
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Remember for 2FA: Yubikeys > Passkeys > Auth App > Text Message (only as a last resort)
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FastFoodRembrandt.onion retweeted
more work on PHP2SHELL defensive analysis etc. my broad theories seem to have not been out of alignment with reality.... need to work on this more but probably not gonna happen till tmrw night or Monday.
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Replying to @solminingpunk
sometimes even backdoors have backdoors
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Every bit of software will have a vulnerability in the future! Vuknerabiiity is not a binary state in life or software
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⚠️ Mister Johnson ⚠️
@mrjhnsnOct 22
Chuck just out here proving he earned the sticker I made for him at Defcon. Maybe Ryan needs one next year… 🤔
Digging deeper into @NetworkChuck and @0dayCTF’s video of “predators at defcon” appears to not only be irresponsible but also a lie. In this video Chuck claims “We actually found predators at Defcon. We chatted with one” while claiming @0dayCTF hacked them. This is bullshit 🧵
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FastFoodRembrandt.onion retweeted
I’m available for weddings, funerals, satanic orgies of course, and podcasts.
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Gm
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...some people will block you simply because you’re moving faster and shipping more. Childish behavior?? but it filters out the noise. Keep building.
Mfs will block you bc you got more motion than them lmao
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FastFoodRembrandt.onion retweeted
Set it on fire😈🔥..... #CyberSecurity #infosec
Tell me how you’ve left your mark on the internet. I’ll go first. I helped create and secure some of the most popular and well known darknet aggregators on Tor. What have you done anon? #cybersecurity
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hOw Do We FiND tHe VulnErAbLE PhP SerViCeS??!!?!! seriously? nmap -sV --reason -A -vvv -p80,443,8080,8000,8443 --script http-headers,http-server-header,http-generator 10.0.1.1/24 look for X-Powered-By: PHP/version this isn't hard guys.
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Replying to @solminingpunk
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Replying to @solminingpunk
hack the orbiting mass
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In the past I worked with NCMEC, I built a tool for mining EXIF data from images and had a database of camera serial numbers they could query. If they had the serial number of a camera used to take CSAM they could map it to other photos on the internet that mapped to user accounts.
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FastFoodRembrandt.onion retweeted
.... Dude the internet is cooked .... This can't be patched out 😈... #CyberSecurity #infosec
Patch what? php2shell2shell
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