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SomaCow

@somacow

Snarky and Brilliant

 Orlando, Florida
Joined April 2007
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Yo, @McDonalds, what is 1189:1? Like, is it a secret code, or an indication that the CEO is overpaid?
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@NPR18 Jan 2021
Rebekah Jones, a scientist who has says she lost her job with Florida after refusing to manipulate coronavirus numbers, has turned herself in on a charge of "offenses against users of computers, computer systems, computer networks and electronic devices." trib.al/5A6vAIx
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Censored by the state of Florida until further notice. #LetHerSpeak
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To @YNB and the entire #community, Merry Most Important Day of the Year. @joelmchale
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So, one of my heroes was invaded by the state. @GeoRebekah theverge.com/2020/12/7/22160…
With guns drawn, police raid home and seize computers of COVID-19 data whistleblower

With guns drawn, police raid home and seize computers of COVID-19 data whistleblower

Florida fired her, and now it’s raiding her home

theverge.com
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90% of drama in tv writing is just withholding information.
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The supreme court should be 51 judges at least. Having a full council to represent the voice of the people would be far better than a handful of people on a leaky boat trying to save the world.
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If I understand Epicurus' Riddle, the gods are just middle management. They are either powerless to do anything about evil, and are useless, or they have the power, but choose not to do anything and should be fired because they're not managers.
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Some read the book of Job and see a story of faith, I read Job and think, @god has a gambling problem.
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83,000 is only the cases they're willing to let you know about. Data is still being buried.
Want to make sure everyone is aware of our #COVID19 resources at @thecovidmonitor for case data in k12 #schools in the #epitwitter community. Check us out, let me know if you have any questions. And thank you for all you've been through this last ten months (or longer)
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It appears @AOC hasn't learned the first rule of Congress: "If everyone cheats, no one gets busted... so just lie to the people " She's going to ruin it for all those poor Congessmen who take payouts.
It's March 237th and I still have my #Halloween decorations up.
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Apparently my new superpower is ordering stuff so it is delivered RIGHT BEFORE a rain storm occurs. #keepthedelivertdry
They must die so others may live, because the other others need to make that profit, yo.
Maybe my standards are much higher than most, but the moderator was still a failure.
Biden sucks... like the "Washington Football team" Trump sucks like the Jets.
"I'm president trump, let me tell you about all this unverifiable stuff. You can't verify it, but I said it, so you have to ... look, it's not verifiable... but People things stuff places... and that Obama and @AOC +3 because things someone called me that ... you know."
Biden should not support fracking. If you take away the oil... people will figure out how to get around. Take away the easy solution, and a new solution will quickly evolve.
Small Windows? Is Trump attacking @BillGates ?
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