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Paige Bueckers is the only player this season that ranks top 10 in both clutch PTS & clutch FG%.
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With 2️⃣0️⃣ days left until Tip-Off, we’re revisiting a rookie performance the league had never seen before. On August 2️⃣0️⃣, 2025, Paige Bueckers became the first player in WNBA history to record 40+ points on 80% shooting. #WNBATipOff presented by @CarMax
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The whole tournament was ass if we’re keeping it a buck
The Final Four on Friday night was not a great showcase for women’s college basketball. UConn looked incapable of running a secondary offensive set. UCLA had a season-high 23 turnovers. South Carolina missed 15 layups, and Texas’ best offensive player missed 20 field goals.
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Azzi broke my heart with this one
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World’s most obvious cop
American citizen at Newark Airport: They're here to help. They're not bothering nobody. As long as they can get me on my flight, I'm good to go.
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supporting gay marriage
What the fuck is Eloise going to be doing all season?
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type of guys that have to put their finger under the words when they read
live from JFK airport. what would we do without these men
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Dallas Wings have one job on draft night. First name: Azzi Last name: Fudd
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FUN STAT: Azzi Fudd set the NCAA Tournament record for most points in a game without attempting a free throw. 🪄
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AZZI FUDD AT HALFTIME: 🔷 26 PTS 🔷 4 AST 🔷 4 STL 🔷 10-15 FG HER MOST POINTS IN ANY HALF OF HER CAREER. OUTSCORING SYRACUSE BY HERSELF 🔥
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ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning
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While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
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Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:
“You’re arresting Justin Timberlake right now?” “Can you do me a favor because you loved 'Bye Bye Bye' or 'Sexy Back'” -Justin Timberlake’s friend tries to use his fame to get him out of being arrested
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Former U.S. President Barrack Obama predicts that UConn will be the 2026 National Champions.
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USA’s highest efficiency-rated players against FIBA World Cup–qualified teams: 1. Dearica Hamby — 16.0 EFF 2. Kelsey Plum — 14.0 EFF 3. Paige Bueckers — 13.7 EFF 4. Angel Reese — 12.7 EFF 5. Kahleah Copper — 12.0 EFF What a lineup! 🇺🇸✨
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Caitlin Clark is HOOPIN' vs Spain 🔥
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more All-America honors for these two 🌟 Azzi Fudd and Sarah Strong are AP First Teamers!
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Trumps america
IT’S OFFICIAL. CAITLIN CLARK IS YOUR TISSOT MVP. 🌟 #FIBAWWC x #WeOwnTheGame
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" Paige fans are using bots " sounds like motionless bums
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