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I can remember the day this thing fell out of me. I went to pee, and the moment I pulled down my pants, this thing just came out. I was scared as fuck! After finishing my business, I immediately became a researcher. Google, different websites, everything! I had to investigate what the hell had just come out of my body before I finally understood what it was. Honestly, there are still so many things about our bodies as women that we don't understand until something happens and we start researching for our lives. Ladies, please tell me I'm not the only one who has experienced this. 😂

HaloBraid just released this video of its hair-braiding device, which the startup promises will cut appointment times in half. The company's $7 million seed round was led by Seven Seven Six, the venture capital firm founded by Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams's husband.

Haaaaa!!! Oh well😁

My friend’s landlord suddenly increased her annual rent from ₦500,000 to ₦1.2 million. When she begged him to reconsider, he told her, “If you can’t afford it, pack out. Plenty people are looking for houses.” She was angry but kept quiet. The following Monday, she resumed at her new job as the operations manager to the managing director of a big company. During the staff meeting, the MD announced that the company had a new operations manager. When my friend walked in, her landlord nearly fell out of his chair, she is now his boss. After the meeting, he rushed to her office to apologize for increasing the rest and told her to maintain the former rent 😂

Here’s the real test: Can you tell which one is Japanese, which one is Chinese and which one is Korean?

I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride. Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂 I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens. Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂 Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂

İlk bakışta bu üç kişiden hangisinin Çinli olduğunu bulabilir misin?

This Abakiliki man allegedly sponsored a girl's sewing training, paid her house rent and bought sewing machines for her allegedly, dated her for five years hoping to marry her then she broke up with him. He got angry and múrdered her. I don't support mụ́rder but please ladies, if you don't like a man and you are sure you don't ever want to have a future with him don't have him doing such for you. I hope he rots in prison. He is very foolish!

This Abakiliki man allegedly sponsored a girl's sewing training, paid her house rent and bought sewing machines for her allegedly, dated her for five years hoping to marry her then she broke up with him. He got angry and múrdered her. I don't support mụ́rder but please ladies, if you don't like a man and you are sure you don't ever want to have a future with him don't have him doing such for you. I hope he rots in prison. He is very foolish!

Looks like a 10k makeup tho. The type that someone who isn’t a professional makeup artist will do

and that’s the problem the idea that “good enough” is enough is what is propagating the acceptance of mediocrity everywhere the extra polish that comes with work handled by a professional cannot simply be reduced to “aesthetics” there’s something called brand perception. say you’re a finance company, for instance. very few people care whether it’s AI or a seasoned designer that makes your brand assets what they do care about is that you look like you care. you need to present your brand as one that pays attention to detail. because finance, like many other sectors, is all about the details. and even though the quality of your brand assets don’t have a direct bearing on your company’s ability to do the job effectively, the perception of a thing is just as important, if not more important than the reality of it. and i can give several examples to buttress this. and this carefully sculpted appearance is just one of the things that professionals bring to the table. now, if you’re absolutely sure that ZERO PERCENT of your customers care about your attention to detail, then go right ahead and use AI to produce “good enough” work for everything. not every company will become an Apple or Amazon, and that’s completely fine. what’s not fine is making people think it’s alright to create mediocre work for any reason at all. because what does the average person really know about communicating a message effectively or capturing and retaining people’s attention? there’s usually a wide chasm between what people think they need and what they actually need. but hey, all hail claude.

Anyone with a good command of English can type this tbh.

I’m dying of heat because you weirdos wanted to ask ChatGPT how you would look in the seventies. Rubbish!

Devs in 2024. Writers in 2025. Motion designers, 2026. Architects, 2027. Be there! 🫵

Dwarf no just see life come💔