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Soop Munkey

@soopmunkey

misanthrope in his natural habitat... as aware chimps are not technically munkeys as I am of that spelling.

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Joined December 2014
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He's taken some hits to the head is all I'm saying...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar26 May 2022
Herschel Walker's solution to school shootings involves "a department that can look at young men that's looking at women that's looking at social media."
BREAKING: President Biden declares that “The Second Amendment is not absolute” and points out that when it was passed “you couldn’t own a cannon” or “other kinds of weapons” because there have “always been limitations.” RT IF YOU AGREE WITH BIDEN AND WANT ASSAULT WEAPONS BANNED!
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Well-known imbecile says stupid things...
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn27 May 2022
Boebert: When 9/11 happened, we didn’t ban planes
Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.
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NO IRISH NEED APPLY. Making America Grotesque Again...
Amy Kremer (@AmyKremer) profile pictureAmy Kremer
@AmyKremer25 May 2022
His name is Robert Francis O’Rourke. He is Irish. His name is not Beto.
...bullshit.
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🎶 If you're happy and you know it Shut your face... 🎶
If we ban guns, I will never get to laugh at shit like this again...
Jen☮️🇺🇸🦅 (@JenOnTheBlock7) profile pictureJen☮️🇺🇸🦅@JenOnTheBlock726 May 2022
NBC5: Man picking up his child from Arlington TX Elementary School Carries gun onto campus and Shoots himself in the foot.
Life is hard right now; here is my friend, the elk:
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The "hypocritical-sphere" blocks sunlight, making each day darker than the one before...
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile pictureThe Onion
@TheOnion26 May 2022
Scientists Discover 90% Of Earth’s Atmosphere Made From Thoughts, Prayers bit.ly/3lNEU8q
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*Republican
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk26 May 2022
Politics is a sadness generator
"Thought" experiment... 🙄
Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) profile pictureScott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays26 May 2022
If we made it legal for kids to kill their bullies, a lot of problems would go away. We'd create new problems, sure. But how could those new problems be worse? This is a thought experiment, not a recommendation.
So the Dilbert guy is batshit, after all. Thought he was just unfunny...
Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) profile pictureScott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays26 May 2022
If we made it legal for kids to kill their bullies, a lot of problems would go away. We'd create new problems, sure. But how could those new problems be worse? This is a thought experiment, not a recommendation.
Let's call it something catchy like MAGAgate. BUT LET'S DO SOMETHING NOW, in front of the cameras. Like Watergate, you see?
Grild Cheez (@grild_cheez) profile pictureGrild Cheez@grild_cheez26 May 2022
What will be done about this and when will it be done? Mark Meadows burned documents after meeting with GOP congressman, former aide testifies to Jan. 6 committee: report msn.com/en-us/news/politics/…
ACAB #ACAB
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Typical shitheel Senator acts typically...
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile pictureThe Onion
@TheOnion26 May 2022
Mitch McConnell: ‘Get Your Crying Done Now Because We’re Not Passing Shit’ bit.ly/3lRHbzf
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"Why can't we get sensible gun legislation?" 🤔
Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen) profile picturePublic Citizen
@Public_Citizen25 May 2022
Senators bankrolled by the NRA: Mitt Romney: $13,648,000 Richard Burr: $6,987,000 Roy Blunt: $4,556,000 Thom Tillis: $4,421,000 Marco Rubio: $3,303,000 Joni Ernst: $3,125,000 Josh Hawley: $1,392,000 Mitch McConnell: $1,267,000 Ted Cruz: $176,000 An absolute disgrace.
God: Idiot.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn26 May 2022
Patrick: We need to take hold of our country and we do that through prayer… You cannot change the culture of country without changing the character of the people. You cannot change character without changing a heart and you can’t do that without turning to god…
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The Onion (@TheOnion) profile picture
The Onion
@TheOnion25 May 2022
Concerned NRA Official Rushes Out To Purchase Congressman Following Mass Shooting bit.ly/3m10cQd
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Display the bodies of the Uvalde victims in the Rotunda. Compel every Senator, every Rep, all their staffs and lackeys, to file slowly past. Then barrage them with press media on the way out and see how many remember the right Biblical verse for the moment.
Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) profile pictureStephanie Ruhle
@SRuhle25 May 2022
Last night former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson told me that America needs an Emmett Till moment. We need to see the photos-the images of slaughtered innocent children in Texas. It is the only was to wake America from this defeated haze & take REAL ACTION on guns.
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