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Visiting a dear friend in DC this weekend, they brought us to a peaceful little crag in Rock Creek Park they've dubbed "Screaming Rock" Why Screaming Rock? "We started coming here during season 1 of COVID. It's where we come to scream." 13/10, everyone needs a screaming rock.

having a marathon-running phase woulda been a cheaper and less grueling quarter-life-crisis than deciding to go back to to med school, huh?

new answer just dropped for the inevitable "Why did you apply to osteopathic schools?" interview question

ED: "nah I don't think the patient needs ICU, they look pretty good" the patient:

each one of them potentially surrounded by a handful of planets. so much vast--practically endless-- potential for alien life forms and they're all still thinking about that weird thing you said to your coworker last week.

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July PGY-1 vs. July PGY-2

as Intern year gives way to PGY-II, one of my goals is to get back to hobbies that fell by the wayside. I.e. hopefully I'll have more time to be unhinged on the bird app again. (...or The Other App if ya have an invite 🥺🙏)

starting to think my brain is made of carbon fiber. I've been misled into believing it's quite capable, yet it seems to be catastrophically imploding due to a combination of intrinsically flawed design and repeated cycles of crushing pressure.

With this whole Titan thing, people keep talking about the distinction between "Submarine" and "Submersible," but in Philly we would just call it a "Hoagie"

"Baby Shark" is apparently an appropriate tempo to follow for chest compressions during CPR... I feel like this is truly cursed knowledge. Not looking forward to when it inevitably pops into my head during an actual code.

me getting to the tweet about their caffeine consumption and realizing those are not unrealistic numbers for me 😬😬😬