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Pro copywriter. Amateur parent. (Mastodon @sophielizard@mas.to)

UK
Joined August 2011
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There are 12 black dots at intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once. Here's why [read more: bit.ly/2qxnuj5]
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teapawt.net/Schwarza79/statu… 🟡 Honey is 80% sugars and 20% water. 🟡 To make one pound of honey, the bees in the colony must visit 2 million flowers, fly over 55,000 miles and will be the lifetime work of approximately 768 bees. 🟡 A single honeybee will only produce approximately 1/12 teaspoon of honey in her lifetime. 🟡 A single honey bee will visit 50-100 flowers on a single trip out of the hive. 🟡 Honey is the ONLY food that includes all the substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it's the only food that contains "pinocembrin", an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning [source: buff.ly/3SVQ76z] [📹 macrofying: buff.ly/3IPg6rF]
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AAAAGH the power of Christ compels you Seriously though, try this. It's horrific for a fascinating reason.
Stare at the + in the middle of this picture sequence. Make note of the images on either side. Over what is usually 26 seconds there will be a notable shift in how the images seem to change. I wrote about this “Brain Illusion” here: readmultiplex.com/2020/11/20… And once you know it all the technology that comes after will change. This is based on the Shannon Limit to consciousness and absolutely nothing will increase the bandwidth of ~41 bits per second. Because to stay sane, your conscious mind must digest reality. And bypassing your conscious mind is like by passing your chewing, mouth and stomach digestive system and injecting a full cheese burger and fries into your intestines. Join us at ReadMultiplex.com and know what is next…
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Sophie Lizard retweeted
The spider-tailed horned viper has a unique tail with a bulb-like end and the resulting appearance of a spider. The tail tip is waved around to lure insectivorous birds to within striking range [read more: ow.ly/4RyX30ou6G0] [📹 BBC Earth] teapawt.net/tuidelescribano/status…
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My love language is a bit of a screenshot of the year of the world. Hmm. Thanks, autocorrect, that sounds like no fun at all.
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Boat and Sailing Magazines and Blogs That Hire Freelance Writers beafreelanceblogger.com/boat…
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Just a reminder for International Inuit Day ❤️ Inuk = 1 🙋🏻‍♀️ Inuuk = 2 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ Inuit = 3 or more 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ + So I would say I am Inuk (singular) and my family is Inuit (plural)
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Sophie Lizard retweeted
“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”
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She may be doing a terrible job, but at least we didn't have to spend the last week looking at B*r*s J*hns*n #CPC22
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I’m looking for beauty pitches again for @byrdiebeauty (open to any and all beauty/wellness ideas)! My email is in my bio. Send over pitches with the subject line: Byrdie Pitch. Rates start at $200. @DisabledWriters @WritersofColor @womenjournos @womenwriterswin
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ROLE ALERT: Digital Content Specialist. The European market leader in farm holidays is looking for a creative content specialist for 3 - 5 days per week, salaried or freelance basis, minimum of 2 years experience in digital marketing. Full details👇 thatworksforme.co.uk/role-de…
🎨 The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting. RT when it works for you.
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6 year old: "Mum, don't worry I'm not gonna try it, but how do you get in a coma?"
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