SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”
FBI nice try
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
Peter Obi flew into Haiti in 2010 - days after a devastating earthquake flattened the country with actor Bob Manuel.
He didn’t just drop off a cheque. He donated $200,000, then stayed on the ground as an aid worker… with his son.
Was he campaigning to become President of Haiti?
No.
He was simply doing what some leaders only pretend to do when the cameras are rolling.
#GoodMorning
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
My intentions are pure, but I can’t be in a relationship with someone just because they have a good heart. I need to be physically and sexually attracted to you. I need to desire you, imagine you in every position, and feel that attraction strongly enough for love to grow.
That doesn’t make me selfish. I won’t cheat on you, so I want everything in one person. A good heart, genuine connection, and sexual attraction. I want the complete package.
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
Before you die, experience the love of a writer, poet or painter. if you're lucky enough to be an artist's muse, they will immortalise you.
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
Don't forget you can be:
confused at 25
changing careers at 33
starting from scratch at 40
building your empire at 46
finding your true calling at 52
living your wildest dreams at 65.
And still win.
Success has no deadline.
E FIT YOU SELF
ONLY SAY YOU DEY CHOP FOOD FOR GROUND ALONE NA SIGN OF FAILURE, SO TELL ME WHY YOU NO GO DEY SUPPORT A FAILED GOVERNMENT 😒
ANOTHER HEARTBREAK LOADING 😭
Lining up for United this evening...
✨ #UCL
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
maturing as a smoker is realizing smoking inside the house is not a good thing long term
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Some ladies go ignore you for 3 months, then like your picture when you post new car, The mathematics is clear 😭
ME WEY DEY VIEW ALL OF UNA FROM MY CALABASH 😂
I JUST NO GET STRENGTH FOR ELON PAY NA WHY O
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
I was staying at freedom way back in 2020, I didn’t miss any of the protest except the last one cos I was sleeping and I could hear the sound of gunshots from my dream, I woke up thinking I was dreaming, only for me to leave the bedroom to the living room and ask my guys let’s go to the toll gate, they’re already sad in tears watching the news from instagram and the sound of the gun won’t just stop for hours.
My dispatch rider crawled out from inside the gutter from lekki tollgate to Lekki peninsula, he was madly wounded 😭
Seyi tinubus company turned out off the lights at the tollgate just before the #LekkiMassacre as ordered by the now dead buhari #EndSARSMemorial will always live in our hearts
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
One beautiful benefit of watching movies is that you gradually pick up new words and expressions. Even when you don’t fully understand their meanings, you learn how to use them in the right context.
Over time, you start expressing yourself better without even realizing it.
SOUNDBOY FA 🧸 retweeted
2027: “My name is Peter Gregory Obi, and I am the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”



























