@southernthing

Southern Comedy. Deep fried.

 Birmingham, Alabama
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Joined December 2017
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The prices of crawfish are so high, people have resorted to eating cicadas...
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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TURNED OFF MY CEILING FAN???”
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If the groundhog predicts more winter, we're going to ask that he also pay our power bills. -- Sincerely, The South
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If you’ve stuck to your resolution to eat healthier and are still on good terms with your Southern grandmother, we commend you.
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It’s a bad time to be bread or milk in a southern grocery store.
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Bass Pro Shop needs to respond by filling his house with a bunch of clothed fish.
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This man is a mosquitoes worst nightmare.
Connor O'Gara@cjogara2 Jan 2024
Show this in every defensive back film room in America
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Being a ceiling fan in the south.
David@paskana_2 Dec 2023
what do you think is harder than this?

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If this is your first Southern Thanksgiving, DO NOT call dressing “stuffing.” There… ya welcome.
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My attendance to holiday functions will be solely based on who’s making the mac and cheese.
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These are the thoughts that keep my southern brain up at night…
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Good luck searching in one of our fridges…😅
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I don’t know about y’all but I might be all of em…
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Call Dr. Granny for all your old school southern remedies!
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I've just moved out of my apartment and there's already a Spirit Halloween there.
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You know it’s an exceptionally hot summer when Grandma goes lower than 78 on the thermostat.
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Child: Summer vacation keeps getting shorter every year. Parent: Oh is it August already? (Silently pumps arms)
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Southerners version of Deal or No Deal.
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This heat has got us looking like those gas station hot dogs…
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The bad news: you got stung by a bee. The worse news: MeeMaw is about to slather you in chewing tobacco.
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