Earl Cahill (@spackest) profile picture

I feel a touch guilty, but you should know that not all my tweets are true

Joined August 2008
Mowing the lawn like a champ!
I thought this looked like a cool way to clean my many screens and lenses! shorturl.at/BQPfy
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Did you hear about the crazy-smart tree? It had square roots
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Turns out La La Land was a much better first date movie than Babylon 😔
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Can't wait for season four of my favorite Rom(an) com, Succession
PSA: Weird by @alyankovic is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time!
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A reversible belt with identical sides for folks that want just a little adventure
Anatomy professor PSA: When explaining the vertebrae, go from the top to the bottom and call your process the spinal countdown
The Astros phone since 2015
When they get the band back together but didn't realize you had been in the band
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A little payback for all of those postseason losses! @KenTremendous @JPosnanski
Has there been an up and coming actor that died while making a film about the death of an up and coming actor? Like someone dying while filming a James Dean biopic?
What are people thinking about the new @Popeyes terms of service?
And just like that, the hopes for a Lions perfect season are dashed
And just like that, the hopes for a Jets perfect season are dashed
A new sports channel that only shows games from seasons where the Yankees didn't win the World Series @KenTremendous @JPosnanski
Is She-Hulk: Attorney at Law the new Breaking Bad spin-off?
Travel tip: if you are tired of having to convert fahrenheit to celsius or vice versa when traveling, limit yourself to locales that are consistently -40° and avoid the fuss!
“More like rudeo.” Malcolm on his first day of rodeo clown school, trying to cope with the incessant teasing on his quest to become a barrelman
Almost three seasons and rewatches and just hitting me that Barry and bury and kind of homonyms and wondering if that’s a complete coincidence @WBillHader