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Joined January 2021
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Why did they make him sound like Kraut?
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Some boomer-ass modern car complaints: 1. Headlights are way too bright nowadays. 2. Keyless ignition isn’t even particularly useful and only exists to force you to go to a dealer and pay a fortune to fix it when it inevitably breaks. 3. We don’t 7+ speed transmissions.
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Whoever came up with the idea of menstrual leave is lowkey an evil genius. > boosts the employer’s “inclusive workplace” cred > avoids simply granting additional paid sick leave to all employees > most employees will be either ineligible or too embarrassed to actually take it
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I feel uncomfortable telling my boss I have a fucking cold when I call in sick - can’t begin to imagine what it must be like telling your boss that you’re on your period
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Amateur cyclists who shave their legs “for the aerodynamics” are like divorced male Boomers who buy a brand new Ram 1500 or Silverado “for the towing capacity”
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Anti-surrogacy people are so weird man
Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.
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I don’t support rent control but honestly I think a statutory minimum 5-year initial term for residential leases would be pretty decent. We already do the same thing with commercial/retail leases in every Australian state as far as I’m aware.
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Ngl I have a sinking feeling we’re going to be longing for the days of the Boomers once Milennials start to reach old age
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It’s easy to hate on small talk until you realise it’s a highly effective tool for weeding out socially inept and/or insane people
if i meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job you are subhuman to me
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It definitely does exist. It’s just most self-reported cases aren’t genuine addictions and just dudes who have a shame-based complex around wanking.
porn addiction 1. does not exist 2. everyone talks about it constantly
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I know this is petty but I refuse to listen to voice messages to they point where I just tell anyone who sends one that I’m not listening to it and to either text me the gist of it or call me if they want to talk.
Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum is recording….. Mum : ▶︎ ●────────── 50:48
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The heritage:
You will be arrested by foreigners for celebrating your heritage
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Did you know internet forums aktshually don’t exist because “forum” translates literally from Latin as “outdoors”?
Hey @grok what does Fetus in Latin literally translate to
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Imo the amount of conflict is only a one-way indicator of the health of a relationship. i.e. More conflict means a less healthy relationship but less conflict doesn’t necessarily mean a healthier relationship
Travis Kelce reveals he and fiancée Taylor Swift have never argued in their 2.5-year relationship.
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Wild that bro managed to become a leading Nazi and major architect of the Holocaust with that name. That’s like being a senior officer in the Army of Republika Srpska in 1994 when your name is Ibrahim Islamović.
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Russian soldier first
No More Brother Wars. Never Again.
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I personally would argue in favour of Jon Venables and Robert Thompson having been put in jail.
If you find yourself arguing in favour of putting children in jail you really need to reassess what led your life to this point
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Marriage/relationships between first cousins
60%Should be illegal
30%Gross but their choice
5%Non-issue
6%Results
126 votes • Final results
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> “Yeah I’m leaving Australia because this country just doesn’t value freedom” > *moves to global modern slavery capital*
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