I'm Not Corn Anymore I've Moved Past That

Taking my shoes off at work. Don't tell anyone.

What happened to the Internet? We used to have fun here. We've had ChatGPT for almost 3 years now, and nobody has even bothered creating a kitty cat version. I'm talking CatGPT, y'all.

Practicing my screams. Been getting pretty good at it.

Wait, your thoughts can pay rent? How come nobody told me

I don't think I'll ever get the hang of this

"Oh wow, this post really blew up!" I say to the mirror, staring loosely as my eyes lose focus. "Don't forget to follow me if you like more content like this," I utter into the void. A sudden warmth washes over me as I whisper, "I can't believe it. I'm finally something now."

Can you imagine having snakes for hair? That shit would fucking suck lmao get wrecked, Medusa

"lol i'm dead inside" - comedian

Ugh, bird flu? More like turd poo!

Bring back "dingus" as an insult, cowards!

I've got a confession: I've never liked a Super Bowl halftime show.

Shout out to Philly for surviving their team's Super Bowl win.

Has anyone checked on Billy Bob? Is he ok? What did he think of the Super Bowl halftime show?

Kanye is back seeking more attention. And you're going to give it to him.

Y'all liked seeing The Thing suck on his rock hard finger didn't you

All these plane crashes are a deep state conspiracy to make President Trump look bad!!!!!!!!! Wanted to call it first.

Please do not elect RFK Jr to anything ever please. Yeah, sure, he's unqualified. But he'll also be required to speak publicly, and he sounds like a morbidly sick dog trying to growl through a desk fan. I don't need to hear that. I already have nightmares.

I eat garbage

Good luck!

Dear Algorithm, Let's kiss. Yours truly, Spence