Hannah Spencer

Riley’s Year R Christmas Nativity done, hallies settling sessions at nursery complete ready for January 😭 my lil babes are not so little anymore. Is there any way I can keep my 3 month old this size forever pls???? No more of this growing up allowed 🙅🏼‍♀️

Storm Bert, respectfully fuck off 🫠☔️

I’m absolutely certain people wait for my kids eyes to close to start lighting fireworks🫠

If you have tiny humans in your home and you’ve not been ill for the past 9-10 weeks what’s your secret pls?

Only took a full conversation with my neighbour looking at me strangely, and a trip to the shop before I realised I was wearing my 2 year olds Gaby cat ears ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

Really cool when you have a 7 week old babe at home too 🫠🫠🫠

6 weeks of Riley being at school and we’re on to our 6th week of continuous coughs, colds and viruses 🦠 I am fully done 🙃

Why is my tiny babe loosing her newborn scrunch already 😢😢😢

Parenting 3 under 5 is not for the faint hearted 🫣

Not to be dramatic but raspberry leaf tea is the most horrific thing I have ever had in my mouth and I can’t believe Im doing this again 🤢🤮

So glad summer holidays have kicked off, just so all the little preteen kids can make as much noise as they possibly can outside our windows RIGHT in time for my toddlers to go to sleep 🫠

Nothing cuter than my lil mini me calling me her best friend 😍😍😍😍😍 hope she still thinks this when she’s bigger 🫠

I’ve said it once I’ll say it hundred times bump hiccups are the worst 😖

I say it every year, but seriously in shock my baby is turning 4 this month and starting big boy school this September! Time goes TOOOOOOO fast 🫠🫣

Managed to book a dentist appointment, midwife appointment AND a doctors appointment for Riley all at the exact date and time of his nursery graduation ceremony. If that doesn’t scream baby brain I don’t know what else does - guess I’ll call them all back up to reschedule 🫠

And on that note I’m fully aware we still are yet to have any decent weather but I still remain hopeful 🫠🌞

Sorry but those or you who wish away summer months to be fucking freezing in autumn and winter and have zero light/sun or social lives. Who hurt you as a child?! Wtaf?! I will never understand people who prefer being cold and miserable over sunny summer days

Being pregnant with a 2 year old has meant multiple random objects being placed up or down my top to “share” with the baby. 🫠

The apple weather forecast app is without a doubt the most bipolar thing I’ve ever seen. 🤦🏼‍♀️

And by the time he goes to school he will have another little sibling to adore 🤍🤍🤍