@spherection

a girl who is twenty-six years old • @noitcerehps

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Joined January 2016
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ok yea screw it
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i’m sooo full of espresso martini right now. does anyone want to see my ass. should i post ass right now
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got a conditional offer (quota based). even if i can’t hack it i’m at least gonna get paid 18/hr for one week. getting drunk rn
sage@spherection9h
probably a good sign if it lasted 15 minutes longer than was scheduled, right?
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relistening to Money for Nothing and it strikes me that they shouldn't have said the f slur multiple times (girlfriend leaves room) if Mark Knopfler was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world
Jesuit for X-Men@GracePersephone13h
The guitar riff for Money for Nothing is straight gas. Nothing better in the world of guitar rock than the buildup to that riff coming in.
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probably a good sign if it lasted 15 minutes longer than was scheduled, right?
sage@spherection11h
i have an interview in an hour i’m scared
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i have an interview in an hour i’m scared
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dawn@rundryOct 27
Im a dumbass like a stupid little pug I have a small brain and stupid thoughtless soulless eyes and I forget to breathe. And everyone thinks I'm so cute even though I will die in 12 years
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holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario
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i jokingly said that possible love was sort of like the korean spanglish but actually the more i think about it the more similarities i come to find
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taking mediocre thirst traps with my webcam
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whatever
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i don’t think i’m ever going to take a better ass pic than this i peaked too early fml
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does anybody want to come over
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sleep tight
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It’s one of my dreams to get pregnant and make my husband take me to Din Tai Fung
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shaved my entire body before seeing michael keaton tomorrow just in case
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i'm going to just say that my nudes have improved immensely since i became a girl
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acne randomly got so bad that i have to start taking spiro again for a few days
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sera@euchreismOct 23
“bro get on internet archive they’ve got the best shit”
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ant@persistantzOct 24
it doesn't matter, we're all going to die anyway.
Alex
@alexxdebutOct 21
how u arrange it?
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