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Trees around power lines loosing their leaves look like featherless parrots. Iykyk. It is…unsightly.

Cam Ward just needed to be the face… not sure I love what that means but whatever you need tickled Cap’n. #TitanUp

#Grizzlies rolling to 6-0… Acuff is impressive but the #Kings are Ass-6 because they got a rook jacking up 25 shots on a team of established vets. But y’all do you mane. #GrindCity is as solid as you can get!!! Something definitely brewing again down on Beale. #GNG 👏👏👏👏

Haven’t had a TrT in years… got candy just in case. Kid just walked right by our house. While I appreciate that, b/c we’re not neighborhood socialites, I wanted to go out and give him candy. But then I thought that’s more suspect than being thought antisocial dicks. 🤷‍♂️#Halloween

One more time #Rays… I want more baseball and I want to see the #Brewers win it at home. #WorldSeries

Consoled that Vol twitter is still as pissed as me about how everything played out. So ridiculous. Just a game but feels like a microcosm of the world. It’s like WTAF are we doing. Nothing makes sense, everything seems rigged, everything is insultingly absurd. #Vols Goodnight.

I’m not getting over this one, still mad as hell. Usually I can let that shit go. Not this one, not the way we managed to just continually give it away. Absolutely dog shit from every coach but Knowles. Might as well go back to Faizon for a bit see if he learned anything. #Vols

We are who we thought we were at Arkansas. Alabama obviously sucks, we suck. I fucking hate everything. What a stupid bunch of bullshit. We won the middle 53 mins of this game 24-3. And lost. #FireHalzle #FireHeupel IDGAF. Y’all be safe tonight Vol nation. #Vols

I swear to Christ that makes me so fucking mad… RUN THE BALL EAT CLOCK… what do we do, 6 pass 2 runs to start the 2nd half. We tried that in the first quarter to surprise them, IT DIDNT WORK THEN EITHER! Fuck me #Vols #GBO

Fucking wildcat dude. GIVE HIM 6! Knowles gonna fix that quick pass shit SC has working, we’re gonna ground and pound 2nd half, right!? RIGHT!? #GBO #VOLS

Why do we do this to ourselves. It’s mostly pain hoping for relief, with an occasional cigar worth of joy. That shit don’t math for mental health. MY CHEST HURTS! #GBO #VOLS

When we’re losing, Heupel’s moo-moo attire drives me crazy. 3 and out for the D then tie it up and let’s play some fucking hard nose run it down their throat football. #GBO #VOLS

I’m gonna be sick. WHO THE FUCK ARE WE!? What the fuck!? #GBO #Vols

Fuckin’A MASSIVE W! Eat all the dicks, Chelsea! #COYS #THFC #CHETOT

(I have zero interest in who wins and I have no money on this game) Refs have shown us how they put their foot on the scale (rig 😬). They just throw flags on big plays and then discuss who saw the closest thing to a foul, and call that shit. #49ers #Commanders #MNF #NFL

0 for 14 on TD props through 3 quarters is the wrong kind of impressive… 😂🤦‍♂️

It’s conceivable that if Vols had beaten Texas, tomorrow we’d be the #1 team in the country, top 3 is certain… that’s crazy as hell as I was calling for Heupel’s head last week at Arkansas. What a wild ass day of CFB. This isn’t the NCAAF I grew up with but here we are. #GBO

DC Jim Knowles is as elite as it gets… he should be paid and protected at all costs. DeSean Bishop gotta be the best back in the country considering our OL. I still have no idea if we’re actually a great team. But whatever. WHAT A FUCKIN WIN! Light’em up boys!!! #GBO #Vols