
performer & teacher @TICImprov 🎭 data goblin @ work 👩💻 'effortlessly likeable' as a performer, hopefully also as a person 🏳️🌈 she/they
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Best plural forms ranked:
1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s
Cristina retweeted
your 20s are for beating compulsory heterosexuality and realizing you’re a lesbian
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Just tried this new restaurant. Very interesting. The first course was a normal salad, but the lettuce was unusual. Second course same thing, but now the lettuce was performing surgery? Third course the weirdest yet, the lettuce was in outer space.
Cristina retweeted
Leonard Cohen finishes writing “Hallelujah,” stands up from the piano, calls a close friend on the phone and says “I think I’ve just written the perfect song for the sad montage in Shrek.”
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sorry in advance for every work & life thing I’m behind on this week, it’s just that none of it matters at all and I’m losing my fucking mind
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the mad men writer's room went absolutely insane w this line i think about it all the time
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I really love this show please come support smol gay tm
so I have covid 🙃 and have had to cancel at least 2 of my final 3 #MICF shows and am VERY sad so here are some cool stage photos if it helps entice u to come to my last show on Sunday if I recover well enough 🤒🤧🤕😷😭 (might add more shows but VERY tbd) bit.ly/Risky_Spizzness-MICF








































