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performer & teacher @TICImprov 🎭 data goblin @ work 👩‍💻 'effortlessly likeable' as a performer, hopefully also as a person 🏳️‍🌈 she/they

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Joined May 2009
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Best plural forms ranked: 1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac) 2) ending in -i (magi) 3) is to es (oases) 4) suppletive (people) 5) vowel changes (geese) 6) f to ves (thieves) 7) adding en (oxen) 8) no change (moose) 9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies) 10) adding s
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my toxic trait is i genuinely believe i could pull hannah einbinder
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When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:
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“you better not be spreading yourself too thin” me:
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she said "yes, obviously!!!!!" 💍✨🌈
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your 20s are for beating compulsory heterosexuality and realizing you’re a lesbian
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boss: “what time will you be in today?” me:
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your 30s are for being in your 20s
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I miss Websites (earnest)
remember stumbleupon? where you would just click a button and it would take u to a random cool website
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Just tried this new restaurant. Very interesting. The first course was a normal salad, but the lettuce was unusual. Second course same thing, but now the lettuce was performing surgery? Third course the weirdest yet, the lettuce was in outer space.
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Leonard Cohen finishes writing “Hallelujah,” stands up from the piano, calls a close friend on the phone and says “I think I’ve just written the perfect song for the sad montage in Shrek.”
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sorry in advance for every work & life thing I’m behind on this week, it’s just that none of it matters at all and I’m losing my fucking mind
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i love this excerpt from a letter by tennessee williams
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the mad men writer's room went absolutely insane w this line i think about it all the time
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Share a photo that changed your life
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Happy Easter everybody
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okay this helps the recovery a bit!!! Thank you SO much for the very lovely review @ArtsHub 🥺🥺🥺 #MICF
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I really love this show please come support smol gay tm
so I have covid 🙃 and have had to cancel at least 2 of my final 3 #MICF shows and am VERY sad so here are some cool stage photos if it helps entice u to come to my last show on Sunday if I recover well enough 🤒🤧🤕😷😭 (might add more shows but VERY tbd) bit.ly/Risky_Spizzness-MICF
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