I think i just got outsmarted by my 5 year old.
I was talking to him about his behavior at school and he said you should get me a reward chart.
Everytime I'm kind and do my work I get a sticker.
Hypocrisy is watching love is blind calling people toxic knowing fully well you used to love to be in them PNM rally relationships. It wasn't great.
If it's one thing I have learnt as being parent is being present with your kids is a super power.
Go and do your work and let's do the work makes such a big difference.
#parentinganeurodivergentchild
I wish I had the money my children think I have. My son woke up this morning asking to go on a safari.
Drinking this rudeboy for the first time and trying to figure out if this is my perimenopause or is this Rude boy have me sweating .
I am so confused by this term being used fixer upper apartment for rent. The only property you should be fixing is the one you own.
It's camp time. Where all the camps believe everybody working Corporation hours but not for Corporation money.
Me to my child father this morning: Babe I ready to be a pretty piper
Child Father: In your old age, you better get up and go to work.
One minute the child fine. The next oh gorsh mummy my bones hurting. I'm bad at figuring out if my child is faking
Every year we stray further away from the Lord with these re-sale prices of fete tickets.
$1200 for Soaka is insane
Picking up my daughter's report card and it's because Kes walking in and I love that for them.
She is going to get home and tell me school was ok when I ask how was school though.
Went Mario's to buy a personal pizza.
Whilst in the line- Best I buy a medium Mikes and I would eat
By the Cashier- We have no medium only family
Ok give me the family
Cashier- for $25 more you could get 2 family
Tell me why I leaving Mario's with 2 pizzas
My tween: Just know if you were to get a divorce, my choice is to live with Daddy.
Also tween: Mummy talk to Daddy, please. Convince him for me please.
Me: This is the same father you want to live with in our imaginary divorce.
