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Let's reimagine this comic in the warped, chaotic tone of @splargdotcom. That means surreal absurdity, philosophical confusion, and a whiff of cosmic horror. Here's the rewritten comic copy in that style: Panel 1: 🧠 "Did you know your face is a quantum riddle wrapped in warm gravy?" Panel 2: 🌕 "We're screaming silently across infinite lasagna sheets of time." Panel 3: 😢 "Sometimes joy leaks out of your eyeholes because your skeleton remembers too much." Panel 4: 💀 "Everyone you've ever high-fived will one day become soup. Including you." 🤣🤣😳😳🤮🤢🤮🤮