I notice things other people don't notice. I guess you can say, I am a 'Noticer of things'. Speaks fluent English and beginner Spanish: Hola, Tacos, Margaritas
Dallas, Texas
Joined January 2009
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Only 325 million people in the United States and 500 million of them live in North Carolina. It must be very crowded there. #NorthCarolina #FlorenceHurricane2018 #FakeWeather #FakeNews #fox – at Texas, USA
When I see someone going for a walk and smoking along the way, I thing, “Hey, way to extend and end your life at the same time.” 😎
Me when my boss decides to Teams me at 3:00 on a Friday afternoon. (Also that’s his standard Friday move…)
“I guess I’ve decided to not decide for two more weeks. Unless I decide to decide sooner.” — Art Of The Deal
Newsom’s press conference was managed by his own team who struggled to organize it. But at least they conducted it in a secure location where “peaceful protesters” could not pose a potential threat. 🤔
Whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you know you want to have Elon’s baby.
Now accepting applications….
#tshirtpatentpending #commonground
If you have the capacity to change food prices on day 1, and you’re already in position to make those changes, why would you wait 141 days to do it?
When you’re riveted to the Super Bowl but you have to stay calm so you don’t accidentally tip over the bowl of popcorn in your lap…. Little Baby KK♥️. #ChiefKingdom #chiefs #chiefsfans #littlebabykk #KevinHart4Real
Chiefs — over $37.00. 49er’s — $0.23
No matter what, I think everyone already knows, at the end of the game Taylor Swift still goes home with the most money. 🤣😃
(Still - twenty three cents! 🤓)
#taylorswift #chiefskingdom #chiefsfan #mahomes #kelcebrothers
How come everyone wants to talk about big boobs but nobody’s talking about the adorable tiny beer can?
#JasonKelce #ChiefsNation – at Texas, USA
To the 100s of retailers sending 100s of emails for Black Friday by the 1,000s. 🙄
#Thanksgiving #BlackFriday2023
#Thankful
#BlackFriday
#EmailMarketing – at Texas, USA
