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Replying to @alexmwanzo
wanakwambianga 'gas imeisha nikipika' ni kama walikua wanataka iishe wakioga
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Men love children. Women don't love children. Women love sex. Otherwise, how do you explain a man marrying a single mother with 4 kids?
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I fail to understand why the LSK would have Aden Duale, with all due respect, as a keynote speaker at its Annual Conference.
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#JKLive is a Laundromat. Im surprised its not sponsored by a detergent.
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I don’t know if those who are categorical that there can be no miracles in elections are following the happenings in Serbia and Brazil. Im super encouraged for 2027 because we in Kenya pray to the same God. Inshallah we get ours too.
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Man United’s defence vs Bournemouth 😂😂😂
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This idiot turned off coments for their posts. The Kenya power customer care account has blocked comments on their posts. Fuck you guys.
Good evening. Kindly find attached the list of areas scheduled for planned power maintenance tomorrow, Sunday, 25.10.26. ^LW
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Underrated life advice: Keep your personal burn rate low. Cheaper car. Smaller house than the bank says you can afford. No payment you'd panic about if work got weird. Low expenses aren't about being cheap. Low expenses give you options. And options = freedom.
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Transparency of election result transmission is mandatory as per Article 86 of the Constitution. No Bill or law can purport to override the Katiba @UGMParty @Reforms_Ke
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Well, the only reason to stop livestreaming of results is to enable election rigging. There is literally no other reason.
The National Assembly has approved the Elections Amendment Bill 2024, which could scrap mandatory livestreaming of polling station results, raising fresh concerns over transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election. #KTNPrime @TheJesseRogers
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Fellow Kenyans, the Constitution is clear. The electoral system must be “accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent” No law is superior than our Katiba. I will work with the People’s Coalition for Electoral Reforms @Reforms_Ke to thwart any efforts to return us to the dark era of ECK or the post election violence of 2007/08.
The National Assembly has approved the Elections Amendment Bill 2024, which could scrap mandatory livestreaming of polling station results, raising fresh concerns over transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election. #KTNPrime @TheJesseRogers
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Cpt. Price retweeted
Millenials walikua wanaita six pack ati "cubes"😭😭
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Nairobi kageuka Mombasa mamae. Joto jingi zaidi mamaee
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Be consoled that nothing will last, including the depression or disappointments we feel in the present.
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William Ruto is a hypocrite (mnafiki). He steals public land from Monday to Friday. On Saturday he attends rallies and church on Sundays.
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Morning ☕ No, it wasn't a dream.
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Replying to @ManUtd
Bruno 🖕🏼
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Carrick has to go. Tonight. He is fucking clueless.
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Proof of life
Today I wake up with my dream bike outside my bedsitter. God is the greatest
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