Really excited to learn this guy is from winston salem, I’ve almost definitely seen them before but didn’t know, it’s like realizing you’ve probably been on the same bus as a serial killer at some point in your life

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This tastes very bad, not even in a gross sweet way it just tastes like a bad seltzer, I feel as stupid as I look

I’m doing summer stuff!

Went to a beautiful lake today, I would love to try a jetski

Beautiful cat with a rat tail has joined me on the porch