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Low-hanging fruit.

Joined January 2016
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The "premium" sqzme subscription closed probably in 2019 ("basic" was open until 2021). In any case, it's been a really long time since we've done this: A few (3) subscription seats are open right now, for anyone who wants some lousy data at a high price. 🚀
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Thank you for the interest, friends. Shutting it back down for now.
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Reddit, the AI training data stock.
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People talking about Reddit like it has some kind of value—it hurts me.
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Nature is healing.
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I get about one email a week where someone that I've never met or talked to before tells me that I'm doing a bad job running SqueezeMetrics dot com.
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Xhitter just asked me if I wanted to pay to "boost" this post.
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You learn a lot about yourself when you try to make money trading. And by golly it’s usually not flattering.
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Getting lots of data failures tonight. Missing things, inconsistencies, late reports. Unusual. I’m sitting here overriding processes and looking things up and doing manual data-entry. At the same time, this is the most bearish I’ve seen the Xhitter timeline in… 18 months?
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There are, like, three stocks going up today and the rest are going down. S&P up a tidy 0.60%. I don’t know the exact shape of the problem that this is going to turn into, but it’s getting weird.
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To clarify, the “shape of the problem” is going to be portfolio managers choosing to use NVDA puts (slight exaggeration) to hedge their whole US Equity exposure.
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I literally struck out the original redistribution disclaimer and abandoned the trademark in 2017 so people could use the data and the concept without paying me, you absolute muppet. I don’t expect endless attribution, but what an ass you are, @spotgamma.
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Most-ever short delta traded in SPCX yesterday. Puts bought, calls sold.
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Funny the way that works.
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Mkay you can stop now.
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Is this bullish or bearish, @grok?
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Contrary to the expectations of half a century of wargaming and economic papers, shutting the Strait of Hormuz has been the single best thing to have ever happened to the global economy.
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DIX not feeling it.
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Front-month NYMEX crude at $76 feels a bit crazy. Am I missing something? Bought.
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I have lost money.
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I am a genius.
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