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if you are reading this while mad: I won 😏 WDE 🦅

Auburn, AL
Joined November 2017
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Having only 1 championship to show for with these players has got to be criminal
Now that the season is over, here are my updated Top 10 Players of the Calipari era: 1. Anthony Davis 2. Tyler Ulis 3. John Wall 4. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 5. Oscar Tshiebwe 6. Karl-Anthony Towns 7. Willie Cauley-Stein 8. Julius Randle 9. DeMarcus Cousins 10. De'Aaron Fox
Don’t show this to Arkansas fans, they’ll gawk over this guy’s nut in his defender’s face like they did when they obsessed over Devo’s lol. Strange people
The good Arkansas fans are quiet after chirping yesterday The bad Arkansas fans are still chirping even after losing by 18 (🤣🤣) today. Can’t lose with dignity! Or what was left of it 💀
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahah @WarDamnStool
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It’s a shame she hates auburn and wants nothing to to with it
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For clarification, since this seems to be confusing for some less familiar with their teams schedule, Team 1 is the Zags. Zags Q1: 7-2 Q2: 1-0 Q3: 1-0 Q4: 12-0 Auburn. Q1: 7-2 Q2: 6-0 Q3: 7-0 Q4: 3-0 For combination Q1-3: Zags: 9-2 Auburn: 20-2.
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Bama fans stay in my mentions 🤥my biggest fans ❤️🤟🏾
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Devo blocks better on Twitter than he does in games 😭🤦🏽‍♂️
These Bama people are my fans. They always in my mentions. I own them. I can successfully get in their heads. Easiest group of people on planet earth. It’s comical
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“Alabama leads Auburn all-time in ____ sport” Alabama year of establishment: 1820 Auburn year of establishment: 1856 No shit a school 2 generations older than the other would have more wins all-time. Past accolades/stats mean nothing 💀
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Bama fans in my mentions: the longer schools are established the more students you have which increases the funnel of athletes… it’s not that hard to figure out lmao
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List of some blue bloods that had a down year in 2020-21 and their record: Duke: 13-11 Kentucky: 9-16 Auburn: 13-14 UNC: 18-11 Records today: Duke: 20-4 Kentucky: 20-4 Auburn: 22-2 UNC: 17-7* (no Roy) Yeah, I’d say the league was down in 2020-21…
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Bama fans put how many national titles their team has on their own personal resume. Like it’s some sort of social status or something. Very odd behavior
It’s January 29th and Bama fans still only have football
Bama fans are trying so hard to like basketball because they see we are doing good in a Top 3 most popular sport. It’s so good they’re trying. And their team is ultimately failing them. It’s beautiful.
Bama fans be like “we have the toughest schedule in the country!” Okay?? Want a trophy? Still lost to teams like Georgia, Missouri, Memphis, Davidson, and Iona 💀 But congrats on the toughest schedule tho
Alabama's next three games: Baylor At Auburn Kentucky Crimson Tide are 13-7 and also have road games later in the year at Kentucky and LSU.
Just another week 😏
Two more weekly awards! @jabarismithll @SEC Freshman of the Week @WalkerKessler13 @SEC Player of the Week #WarEagle