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real life Lilly Moscovitz • rom-com connisour • Emmy award viewing writer • occasionally funny • she/her

New York, NY
Joined January 2012
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she’s sorta like god to me
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You caught me at a very Beach Boys time in my life
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Jennifer Lawrence reveals to Las Culturistas she’s producing a Miss Piggy movie with Emma Stone. Cole Escola is writing the script.
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It’s a beautiful day in Commie Corridor Jr.
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Maybe the lesson is not "Democrats should run moderates" or "Democrats should run socialists" but "Democrats should run candidates who are likable and have politics that are appealing in the specific places they are running."
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Big day for people who love public transportation and hates sex criminals
Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election. #DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET Follow live results on our website.
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Zohran Mamdani!!!!!!!
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayoral election
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why I voted no on prop 6!
Replying to @ZacharyDonnini
It's pretty wild that the biggest day of EV in NYC history is for a mayoral race, not a presidential race. Almost hard to believe.
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Sydney Sweeney sparks fury among World Series fans with Fox intro ahead of Game 4: ‘Who invited you?’ trib.al/UpQYO3D
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lisa frank lloyd wright
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the muppets shouldn’t be making their broadway debut in that magic show they should be doing angels in america
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Cool, do Etsy next
YOU CAN TURN OFF AI IMAGES ON PINTEREST NOW!!!!
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the coolest ever.
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ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance
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i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF
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Hear me out on this -- Maybe he's just a bad person.
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The First Amendment guarantees the right to free speech, and of the press specifically, without placing any limit on how much of it can be “bad about a person.” constitution.congress.gov/constitution/a…
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$20 to watch lyric videos? Truly one of the greatest con artists of our time
I hereby invite you to a *dazzling* soirée, The Official Release Party of a Showgirl: Oct 3 - Oct 5 only in cinemas! You’ll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for my new single “The Fate of Ophelia”, along with never before seen behind-the-scenes footage of how we made it, cut by cut explanations of what inspired this music, and the brand new lyric videos from my new album The Life of a Showgirl ❤️‍🔥 Looks like it’s time to brush off that Eras Tour outfit or orange cardigan… Tickets are on sale now. Dancing is optional but very much encouraged 💃 Showtimes may vary, so check your local listings. Tickets are limited releasepartyofashowgirl.com
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I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime
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carrie coon STILL does not have an emmy how DARE you television academy!! #emmys
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He wasn’t an elected official. Didn’t make any significant change to better this world. Wasn’t an activist. Didn’t serve in the military. Just a loud privileged white supremacist with a podcast but they’re trying to revere him as some kind of hero. These people are ridiculous.
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