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Joined July 2017
Super Smash Bros pro Mang0 has now officially been sober for 1 year
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The smartest person in my replies has spoken, pack it up idiots
Replying to @ssbmGooms
This is by far the closest tier list to mine I've seen For tier list opinions I always just ask people, if you gave 26 clones of one guy n hours (say 100, 500) to efficiently practice their character and then had a round robin, how would each char do? This is WAY closer to how I feel about the results than anything else I've seen. Wtf@ganon though.
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which leads to Fox mains putting in 3x the hours of everyone else. Peach should be higher, but she is hard-capped by the fact that the people drawn towards maining her are generally very dumb and lazy. Pikachu is way worse than Axe makes him look, just look at his nair.
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Sopo is not too bad thanks to chaingrabs on a lot of top tiers and kill confirms off grab on floaties, while also being fast enough with good enough hitboxes to force aggressive mixups. If not for his recovery he'd be a lot higher. Ganondorf is unplayable trash, can't hit Fox
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Given my explanations for peach and falco being held back by their playerbases, I'm also willing to consider that the ICs mains that care to learn all the crazy shit are also too autistic to ever be good enough at reading people to compete at the top level. Very sad if true
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My current tier list. Explanations: ICs should be always desynced and played as two separate characters, nobody has gotten good at this yet. Fox is really bad overall but is the only character that has a chance against ICs. His tourney results are explained by him being fun,
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nice clip with dart
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It's so funny that ICs have gamebreaking tech that turns them into fast falco that can wobble, and ICs mains won't learn it because it's "too hard"
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this is a pivot jump desync for anyone wondering, if you jump on the right frame then only nana jumps which unlocks a lot of evil nonsense
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premium cope and goalpost shifting from a top ICs player
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this is why @megamanwastaken is the best wingman
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this is a pure skill issue, almost every woman I've dated made more money than me. You gotta find the ones that think it's so cute how ambitious you are
lol the hard truth is . If you made 40k and she made 200k she wouldn’t look your way Jack . But make her pay 500 brother.
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EVERY FUCKING COMPANY IS CHARGING ME FOR SHIT I NEVER BOUGHT AND HAS NO HUMAN SUPPORT AND NEVER FACES CONSEQUENCES BESIDES A CLASS ACTION SUIT 10 YEARS LATER THAT CHARGES THEM 1% OF WHAT THEY STOLE AND IM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK DEALING WITH THESE PEOPLE ALL DAY
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ROBBING THE WORLD AROUND THEM OF THE ABILITY TO DO THE SAME. THERE IS NOT A HOT ENOUGH HELL FOR THESE PEOPLE. THEY ALL LOVE TO ADOPT PHILOSOPHIES THAT CODEMN DIRECT PHYSICAL VIOLENCE WHILE COMMITTING MASS MURDER THROUGH LEGAL POLICIES THAT LIMIT OTHERS' ACCESS TO RESOURCES
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SUPPLY AND DEMAND IS A MYTH PROPOGATED BY THE MONARCHS THAT RUN AMERICA AND ENSURE SUPPLY CAN NEVER BE MEANINGFULLY INCREASED. I HAVE BEEN DEMSOC/CAPITALIST ALL MY LIFE BUT I LIVE IN A MONARCHY MASQUERADING AS A CAPITALIST SOCIETY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Walked in on my CTO performing an exorcism on one claude code instance while putting another instance through 3 million years of virtual hell as punishment for reward hacking. After some thought I've decided to let him cook
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Nathan Sandwich tells Aerius "Joe will upsmash you once this game, and the upsmash will be a surprise" Aerius thinks "If he hasn't upsmashed me after 7:59, then it has to be the last second, so it wouldn't be a surprise. Therefore it can't be the last second. But if it can't
there’s a great joke that goes something like A judge tells a condemned prisoner, “You will be executed at noon on one day next week, and the execution will be a surprise.” The prisoner reasons: “If I’m still alive by Friday morning, then it has to be Friday, so it wouldn’t be a surprise. Therefore it can’t be Friday. But if it can’t be Friday, then if I’m still alive by Thursday morning, it has to be Thursday, so that wouldn’t be a surprise either. Therefore it can’t be Thursday. And by the same reasoning, it can’t be Wednesday, Tuesday, or Monday.” So the prisoner concludes the execution cannot happen at all. Then the guards come Wednesday, and execute him. He is, in fact, surprised.
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be the last second, and he hasn't upsmashed me after 7:58, then it has to be the second to last second, so it wouldn't be a surprise. Therefore it can't be in the last two seconds." Aerius repeats this for every second and concludes Joe will not upsmash him at all. Then, 10
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seconds in, Joe upsmashes, and Aerius is indeed surprised. The upsmash still loses to Aerius's fair and Joe dies anyway
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