Sarah Sopher

Normally I would have gotten hit by that ball. This time I caught it and I’m very proud. *could’ve gone pro*

Heyyyyy @HSLCantera my friend and her baby are still in a hot apartment with a broken ac

Umm @HSLCantera how do you leave my bestie on read for days? Can you fix her ac already??????

Hey @HSLCantera I’m sweating just thinking about how hot it is in my bestie’s apartment.

Hey, @HSLCantera wyd? Wanna fix the ac in your apartments that have “24/7 emergency maintenance?”

Hey @HSLCantera can someone fix my friend’s AC? She’s only called yall about 50 times.

Hey @HSLCantera what’s the temp in Tuscon? Bc whatever it is, that’s what the temp is in my friend’s apartment rn. Maybe fix her AC before St. Patrick’s Day?

Hey @HSLCantera wanna maybe keep one of your tenants from having heat related illness. How about her 4 month old baby?

Hey so @HSLCantera here is hoping that you are more on top of your social media accounts than you are on fixing the AC of a woman with a young baby.

I know I’m only 24, but every day I wake up and feel more and more like Winston in 1984 when he was doing his morning stretches.

Me: looks at a task that clearly requires two people. Also me: gets hurt attempting that task anyway because I don’t feel like asking for help. I feel like this is a deeper issue.

Not me wearing a @Colts t-shirt under Peyton Manning’s high school jersey and a @Ravens hoodie 😂 With a @Broncos beanie for good measure.

I love and hate photomerge for making panoramas in Ps. You select your images, wait 5 minutes and it either worked like a charm, or it got distracted halfway through and you have to wait another 5 minutes to troubleshoot. Either way, it’s brutal.

Can someone explain to me how it was May and then I blinked and now it’s November and I’m getting married in less than 5 months? Flowcharts and other easy to read graphics would be best.

As a horseback rider, whenever I have to sign a waiver, I just ask "this is your standard 'If I get hurt/die, it's not your fault' form, right?"

I’m no Alabama fan but I really do respect Nick Saban. Also imagine winning and having the HC yell that at you while running past. 😂

To the person in the white Mitsubishi who just peeled out and passed three cars and a trash truck on a double yellow in the rain- respectfully, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.

Me refreshing the tracking page because I can't wait for my @DevoucouxUSA saddle to arrive...