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The Coin Lost In The River Is Found In The River

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined October 2008
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Did you really think the first ideology you latched onto after casting off youthful indoctrination would be The Perfect Solution? Did it seriously not occur to you that having been raised on bullshit, you would gravitate to alternatives that were also bullshit??
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GOP seems to have realized that if nobody ever makes any actual policy, people will just vote on tribal affiliation.
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2.95 earthquake 2km NW of Santa Monica, CA at Mon May 1 22:28:42 PT. earthquake.usgs.gov/earthqua…
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Ted Lieu
@tedlieu4 Mar 2017
Mr. President: If there was a wiretap at Trump Tower, that means a fed judge found probable cause of crime which means you are in deep shit. teapawt.net/realDonaldTrump/status…
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump4 Mar 2017
How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!
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Daniel Lin@danwlin27 Feb 2015
DC with legal pot. Day 1: 3pm: “Are those llamas?” 8pm: “What color is this dress?” 1am: “Have you ever really looked at your hand?”
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southpaw
@nycsouthpaw17 Dec 2014
Only way to get to Senator Rubio's right on Cuba at this point is to buy a couple ships and start organizing an invasion force.
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US GDP split in half
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I hate Wounded Warrior commercials. F***ING shame there has to be a charity for veterans. Government should be embarrassed.....
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Don
@TheFalconer2 Oct 2014
This is the best headline you'll read today.
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You think Andy Reeds got bad clock management folks but youve never seen him when its 1023 and hes got an hankering for Sausage mcgriddles
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The U.S. would be far far better off today if, in response to 9/11, we'd done literally nothing
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All I care about is peanut butter and maybe five people.
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What is the M's Magic Number*? To win AL West: 156 To clinch Wildcard: 156 *as of end of day, April 6, 2014
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2. Obviously, I'm gonna root for the team with the cutest kicker, of course. #TeamHauschka #Seahawks
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Here is the first ever @packers v @49ers game--in 1950, after record Green Bay cold wave: #PressGazette
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Replying to @scullymike
“@scullymike: The official charge against Pussy Riot was trying to start a rock and roll hoochie coup. Thank you.”-Ha!
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I wrote that "Manny Ramirez is 9-for-30 (.300) at Triple-A" and got this amazing comment that sums up the internet: bit.ly/16GRxlz
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Here 1 of 1st war photographs ever, of Mexican War which ended today 1848--gave US 500k+ sq miles of land, incl CA:
Image from Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC)
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Replying to @BCAppelbaum
"There are more people living inside this circle than outside of it." (Via @BCAppelbaum, @rajunarisetti) bit.ly/16aylBg
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Bill Simmons does not understand achilles injuries.
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