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Matt The Steak Blake

@steakbakeblake

Ryman premier golden boot winner. shoulda, coulda, woulda been a pro if it wasn’t for greed! . https://teapawt.net/t.co/fEmszmx2cg

 Next to my golden boot
Joined May 2011
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The NON LEAGUE DON Is back!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Striker ✅ Striker coach ✅ Do what the fuck I want ✅ Let’s go @_IWFC ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #nonleague #nonleaguefootball #goldenboot #nonleaguefooty #nonleaguefans
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It’s time for mass cancellation of that tax! Imagine if everyone cancelled the direct debit ! Fuck em
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 28
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey has announced a £100 cash payment for 20 million households in Council Tax bands A to D "This will be paid directly into people's bank accounts" #Budget
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Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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85k now watched you flap like a fish out of water! Wiggs taking digz !
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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60k views Wiggs , everyone was watching … and your arse fell out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Absolute ham and cheese melt !
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblakeOct 24
Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
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When wiggerz at the wheel ! 🥔
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblake13 Dec 2025
Mum always told me to tell the truth, but don’t when you intoxicated! Sorry mum !
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Jack was at the wheel! Honking!
Matt The Steak Blake (@steakbakeblake) profile pictureMatt The Steak Blake@steakbakeblake8 Nov 2025
I am just saying what I see ffs….. 👀
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Is this aimed at me brother, we can go tweet for tweet if you want you sausage ?
Jack David wignall (@JackDavidwigna6) profile pictureJack David wignall@JackDavidwigna6Oct 24
it still blows my mind when a club gets a clear bad egg in the squad. Even worse when they put them on the coaching staff. The rot will always set in. Got a few views on the socials though at least.
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They just sent me a £1050 bill Last week snatched £530 Roll on next week , scum
Andrew O'Connor (@A_OConnor83) profile pictureAndrew O'Connor@A_OConnor83Oct 21
Are we still on a hosepipe ban? @AnglianWater £90pm for my water bill recently, apparently 3 of us use 450l of water every single day in a 2 bed town house. Surely this isn’t right...
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That’s my fucking fav right there ! Proper lad !
Suffolk Football Association (@SuffolkFA) profile pictureSuffolk Football Association
@SuffolkFAOct 14
Kris Rose, captain of @_IWFC, speaking after his side's 3-2 victory over @Felixseasiders in tbe second round of the Suffolk Premier Cup last night. #SFAcountycups #AThrivingLocalGame
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Stop baiting me up !
LOVE NON-LEAGUE (@Love_non_league) profile pictureLOVE NON-LEAGUE
@Love_non_leagueSep 28
Who is the funniest player in Non-League ?
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Look gaffa , get Devs flat bed, put your whole team in it, with dev! Take them all and the tip! That will make a Devine improvement! Winning this league 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tin pot
Stowmarket Town FC (@stowtownfc) profile pictureStowmarket Town FC@stowtownfcSep 19
FULL-TIME: Stowmarket Town 1-4 Ely City
Image from Stowmarket Town FC (@stowtownfc)
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Nahhhhh chaps my influence in the non league / pro game serious ! I STARTED THIS SHIT!! Bruh!
Ipswich Town (@IpswichTown) profile pictureIpswich Town
@IpswichTownAug 27
Welcome to Suffolk, buh. 🚜
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BLAKEY BONANZA Tomoz at the @_IWFC ! I’ve been on to chairman, u16s.. hotdogs on the house ! Let’s go ! 3 wins from 3! On board the promotion bus! 🥩
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Matt The Steak Blake retweeted
Location Football (@LocationFootba2) profile picture
Location Football@LocationFootba2Aug 2
Excited to see how this one performs! @steakbakeblake has to work out the level of our 4 Golden Boot Winners...and the goalkeeper 👀 Any retweets would be amazing! 🎥 youtu.be/VHMCJF49qq0
Image from Location Football (@LocationFootba2)
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Love it Curly , great evening! You owe me dolla for the crossing, if I don’t get it I’m slashing your tyres LOL 🥩
Curly Kirtland (@CurlySoccerAM) profile pictureCurly Kirtland@CurlySoccerAMAug 2
Can He Guess The Level of These Golden Boot Winners? 🤔 A new video for the new season, featuring 4 of the best Non-League attackers and the one and only @steakbakeblake 🥩 #nonleague #football #goldenboot
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Wanderers 2 zip down win 3-2 ! We’ve won the fucking league chaps! Fans get on this journey, kids you getting fed Tuesday with the Blakey Bonanza!
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GET TO @_IWFC TODAY !! U16s I’ve got you in for freee!! Next week il fill your bellies up with chips and curry sauce , Il be arriving hour early so if anyone wants a selfie with me in the Astra … That’s absolutely fine ! Tada
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Let’s go @_IWFC !! Young lads come take this club over, free entry ! Free chips and curry sauce next week! Adults if you split that G perfectly in front of me , il buy your Guinness !!! GET TO THE DOUCY!
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Fucking terrible that! Not on at all! Fucking up grassroots, proper unfair! Pahhhhhhh
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Right I’m going to be humble ok… I’ve been watching and playing this @_IWFC team! WE GOING TO PISS THE LEAGUE! Tada !
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