Snakeberry

How I’m trying to turn up when I have an open schedule the next day vs. when I have important obligations.

@thepwhlofficial is the location of this emblem correct?

John C Reilly and Will Ferrell fucked and gave birth to Paul’s dad. #LoveIsBlind

Just housed 9 lunchable pizzas. #OneBite

I’m going to vote by femail and in person.

People use the word “unbelievable” to describe a lot of things that maybe could be believable. Microwaving fish sticks on your second day of a new job….now that’s some unbelievable shit.

Erin just called Woody, “the cowboy from toy story.”

Zach Salisbury liked holding the corn snake.

LinkedIn is far and away the best place to read dialogue between both sides of masks/vaccine opinions. Change my mind.

I think it’s funny when people get defensive about being old. Like….you’re fuckin old dude. You didn’t do anything wrong. Old bitch.

I hate it when people put me in a position where I have to act like a complete dick to get things done. Y U DO DIS.

Pour our some Baja blast for Lil Peep. RIP.

Jesus is God’s bitch.

I close deals.

Home Depot hack to get free paint: Spill the whole gallon all over the self checkout. ***Pro Tip: Don’t wear your good shoes.

Why did we spend so much time learning about “cash crops” in elementary school. What a weird thing to teach children about.

Only two types of people seek employment at Ace Hardware—old grumpy people and nervous high school kids. Neither of them know where anything is located within the store.

First those damn Hollywood liberals let Frankie Muniz have the hand brake in Miracle in Lane 2...next thing you know they’re letting tram gender fight in the UFC. #RulesAreRules

Let’s be honest—it’s easy to lose all control when you’re drinking anything out of a cardboard box.

I don’t know what makes me more upset—Michigan taking that L or the fact that people who picked MSU to make it to the final four feel good about themselves.