the people’s princess
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The Academy fears what Robbie Williams could do on that stage
Musical performers for this year’s #Oscars:
Ariana Grande
Cynthia Erivo
LISA
Doja Cat
RAYE
Queen Latifah
put on calming classical music for my cat who’s asleep where i’m working today and god the productivity level i have reached. i’m no better than a domesticated animal
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had a dream last night that they put me in with the olympic swimmers and i was faster than all of them with a new kind of vertical dolphin technique and didn’t realise it was a dream until earlier when i was thinking “i could go swimming later since i’m good at that now”
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willem dafoe is not steve buscemi and steve buscemi is not willem dafoe but christopher walken is somehow both of them
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my next door neighbour lives alone and she has been SCREAMING swearing all day. we just had a beautiful rendition of “bastard bastard bastard” with a round of “oh fuck off”. hoping she plays her smash hit of glass bottles falling over followed by “fuck you”
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he said “here are some follow up actions so we’re all on the same page”
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grown man on the train on his way to see an american football game of sorts turning his cap backwards and clapping his hands when his mate pulls out a bag of fruitella. proceeds to make a little goblet out of the fruitella wrapper. this is what living is all about.
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i’m staying in a hotel room with an adjoining door (hell) but i need to know why the couple next door are now fiddling with the door on their side guys PLEASE don’t do this
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neighbour got her kids one of those FUCKING karaoke microphones and has shut them outside with it and i hate her
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auditioning for a woody allen project is red flag number 1 on a very long list of red flags that i can see here
Norwegian interviewer Kjersti Flaa shares her “nightmare” interview with Blake Lively, conducted in 2016 while Lively was promoting Woody Allen's ‘Café Society’:
“Sitting down with Blake Lively and her co star Parker Posey for Cafe Society (2016) is the most uncomfortable interview situation I have ever experienced. Is it not ok to congratulate someone on their pregnancy or to ask another woman about costumes she is wearing in a film?”
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