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writer & box office flop / they/she

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Joined January 2012
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'Were cruise ship people my people? Did I want them to be?' Hot Desk Fellow @steggard explores the quirks of quotidian life on the open ocean in an extract from her novel 'Cruising.' bit.ly/3G5YyI0
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being really vulnerable with my housemates (showing them my favourite flash mob)
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don draper invented love to sell nylons? someone should've told me this sooner
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sent a dangerfield package to the bronx today
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it’s really weird to do k and listen to les miserables
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there's nothing more serene than my cat cooing like a pigeon on the end of my bed on top of a pile of stuff i took off when i got home from work: my singlet and bra, a woollen scarf, and a nylon woolworths bag containing empty tupperware and a full can of pepsi max
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why are the lashes false but the nails fake
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waiting to get paid for my new job for the first time with $0.88 in my bank account and nothing to do at work.........i am vibrating physically so fast it is imperceptible to the human eye with the urge to buy something
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i think my cat is giving me body confidence
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she’s committed to the pursuit of pleasure and she looks incredible while doing it
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plus size cindy crawford
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it has taken maybe five years of my life from starting watching x files but i have finally seen them kiss
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and what a nice kiss it was
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i think i’ve finally learned justin theroux’s name
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previously i just tried to call him colin farrell and then would have to look up the charlie’s angels: full throttle cast list every time but today i plucked it out of my head, just like that
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Sophie Tegan Gardiner retweeted
Al Pacino in a hoodie
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the hottest woman i've ever seen on the internet was young al pacino put through a girl filter. i've never been able to find the post again but i'll never forget her
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if you’re a horse i’m a horse
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Sophie Tegan Gardiner retweeted
Harris Dickinson in MATTHIAS & MAXIME (Xavier Dolan, 2019). Now streaming.
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someone really ate when they came up with sausage in bread
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