@stellarflows

technical organism floating somewhere in the universe 馃懡 purveyor of insanity. interested in humor and cats mostly

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Joined August 2020
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best accts dont have a niche they jus schizo post off the dome
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when everything is an expensive broken piece of slop shit and they tell u to bloom
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when ur tryin to laugh and have fun but theres a boring hater judging u
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originality was never optional for dante
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@stellarflowsJun 8
i dont want to retweet.. i want to tweet my own unique thing nobody wants to see
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that was one week after i got active on this acct
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this is how ur email finds me
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@stellarflows9h
after much consideration ive decided were movin to north korea. frank just got his haircut and ill be gettin mine later
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@stellarflows23h
when they tell u to stay in ur lane
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@stellarflowsOct 22
hey sorry if i was weird and loud and silly and made morbid and inappropriate jokes and teased u i just thought we were becoming friends
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@arjmxrellOct 21
Hey sorry if I was weird and quiet and silent and nonverbal and dry and boring I just didn鈥檛 know you well
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@stellarflows21h
cat scratches at the door to get out of the room but hides under the bed when i get up to open door. this mf trolling me
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@stellarflows20h
scrolling twitter reduces perceived lifespan by 25%
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@stellarflows18h
when someone tells u to behave differently u must triple down on how ur currently behaving
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'i dont give a fuck' he says while actually giving more fucks than anyone
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a slop accts fav bit
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@stellarflowsOct 21
when they say somethin so ridiculous u think it must be a joke but it wasnt a joke
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@stellarflows17h
id like to see u try to walk a mile in my shoes
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need to get more organized he says for the millionth time as he definitely doesnt get more organized
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emperor frank has ordered my execution bc not enough treats fhis week. was nice knowin u all
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@stellarflows8h
Replying to @NarrisBunnies
@NarrisBunnies
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all u rly need is on the timeline is fun and cool moots
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@stellarflowsOct 21
u shouldnt fight fire with fire. u fight it with a plasma cannon
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@stellarflows21h
in moots we trust
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@RealOdon22h
You can only share your struggles with people who have earned your trust.
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