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19F | ☽˚.⋆ 𓅩 | Baltimore Ravens 💜 09.09.23 | @exhaustedlevi 💙

Joined September 2021
No kicker No offensive line No QB Fuck it we ball
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This tweet never grows old.
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NFL Insiders: "GET READY FOR CHAOS AT THE DEADLINE!" The trade deadline:
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Ravens trade deadline recap: • Made zero trades • Lost our only kicker That’s a wrap. 👍
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7 YEARS AGO TODAY: LAMAR JACKSON PULLED OFF THE GREATEST SPIN MOVE IN #NFL HISTORY. We may never see another play quite like this again. 🤯🤯🤯
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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"random bullshit, GO!" and it fucking works
Crystal Rendering do and don't
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san retweeted
this is the first time i've seen an INT described in this way
They will say ANYTHING except “Josh Allen threw an interception”
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This quality of football makes me really respect Browns and Jets fans. Because how did you watch this level of football for 15-20 years.
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The hard truth is this isn’t a very good Ravens team. And it’s not just because Lamar Jackson is missing. The defense isn’t good. It surrenders big plays each week, and can’t hold leads. Not enough pressure, and the coverage is scary. The offense commits too many self-inflicted wounds and the offensive line is porous. Neither side is disciplined. There are too many bloated contracts for vets that aren’t performing. Many players haven’t shaken mental scars from years past. Lamar covered up a lot of roster warts, and without him, they are being exposed.
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music is currently in the worst state it's been in God knows how long
GloRilla teases her upcoming single with Sexyy Red, "Jiggly Bow Bow," dropping Nov. 6. 👀
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tbh it's nice when the cameras surprise a man and he's getting cozy with his actual wife
TRENDING: Washington #Commanders owner Josh Harris was shocked when he realized the cameras were showing him in his suite with his wife sitting on his lap during the Sunday Night Football game. HIS REACTION 😭💀
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women will be like every man is misogynistic including gay men and gay men will be like you dumb stupid bitch this is why straight men rape and kill you dumb bitches
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I miss seeing my QB happy 🥀
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gender ideology is so strange cause wym pronouns don’t equal gender yet using the wrong pronouns is misgendering, and sex doesn’t equal gender yet sex reassignment surgery is “gender affirming care”
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Jubilee i’m so fucking sorry 😭😭😭
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The sound of a baby pika, and the little shiver
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THE bye
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he’s f*cking taking f*cking turns so they have f*cking eat at the same f*cking time this is so f*cking cute 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Kitten spends several minutes trying to feed its favorite toy some of its own food — an automatic feeder captured the footage.
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HILARIOUS: When the Cincinnati #Bengals brought back their legendary mannequin scare prank for Halloween. The players had absolutely NO IDEA what was coming and were scared out of their minds. THEIR REACTIONS WERE PRICELESS. 😭😭😭
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