Mom, wife, jokester. Chocolate, cookie and coffee connoisseur. Hopeless romantic. Endlessly curious. Lover of all things DMB 🙅🏻♀️🐷
Austin, TX
Joined April 2015
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Stephanie retweeted
Just when I thought nothing could unite this country, America comes together to dunk on — and I say this as politely and objectively as possible — the worst national anthem performance of all time.
#HomeRunDerby #HRDerby
Stephanie retweeted
That Ingrid Andress national anthem might have been the worst thing to happen in America in the last 48 hours #brutal
Stephanie retweeted
Drag Shows don’t kill kids.
Books don’t kill kids.
Green m&m’s don’t kill kids.
Big Bird doesn’t kill kids.
AP courses, don’t kill kids.
Learning history, doesn’t kill kids.
Dolly Parton’s & Miley Cyrus rainbow song, doesn’t kill kids.
Fucking guns are the #1 killer of kids.
Stephanie retweeted
I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't have any stupid fucking Joe Biden imaginary superhero cards. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult
Stephanie retweeted
Boy, there sure are a lot of negative opinions about the ability of LGBTQ folks to get married from people it has absolutely NOTHING to do with.
If you don't like gay marriage, then don't get gay married. Simple.
Stephanie retweeted
If this really is the end of @twitter, I’d like us to keep mind one final thing before we go. Ted Cruz sucks.
Stephanie retweeted
So let me get this straight: wearing a mask to save lives during a pandemic should be a personal choice, but what a pregnant person does with their own body should be mandated by the government?
