First carp of year lovely little 11lb common in winter colours. Goo dipped bag with a fruity squid plastic over top thanks @KordaOfficial.

Siri kind of works

Why do the easy jobs always take the longest?

Back at work boooo. Roll on Friday 5pm.

Day at beach with dogs. Lovely winter sun.

We don't know what's best #leavetheamazonnativepeoplealone

Le Dickhead aka Ernie fast asleep after nice walk and swim in Ribble. Give it 10 minutes till he's awake again.

AAARRRGGHHH Microsoft drop IE it is the worst browser out there and it gets worse with every new version that you release.

The spaniel got his first walk today. The big new world terrified him. Funny as.

Merry Christmas looking forward to @stephenfry the fry chronicles, a glass of sancerre, and cooking in my new tangerine.

Microsoft are going too far with this computing for idiots.

I'm a PC and Windows 7 is pants.

All Mondays should involve sitting by a lake all day.

Sick of this digital switch over BBC 1 is now auto detecting as BBC 1 Wales.

Starting to like google wave.

Getting stressed with Wave Tweety.

Dear me forgot how bad judge dredd film us. Momments lost in time it never will be. Wishes it was and so do I.

Filey is like walking back in time and everyone looks the same.

Deck room almost painted. New carpet and worktop to go and then I can have my turntables back complete with new vinyl.

Has to be a BBQ on day of sun for ages. Got to love the British summer.