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Megan Myers

@stetted

food writer / high-functioning depressive / kicking ass and taking names for follow-up thank-you notes. /

 Central Illinois
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Joined April 2009
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For all the people whining about the menopause ad, I hope you see it one million more times.
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This looks adorable! More sweet and wholesome games please and thank you, universe.
Kela .*✦ (@KelaMakesGames) profile pictureKela .*✦@KelaMakesGames5 Nov 2022
Mail Time is a wholesome adventure game about delivering letters to colourful forest animals 🌈💌 🌟coming to Steam + Switch in 2023 🌟 more info down below & thank you for checking me out k thanks bye ヾ(•ᴗ•๑)o 🍄wishlist now: bit.ly/MailTimeSteam
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Good.
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) profile pictureThe Washington Post
@washingtonpost5 Jan 2023
Breaking news: FTC proposes ban on noncompete clauses, which keep workers from moving to rival firms wapo.st/3vDniRw
Antitrust regulators propose banning noncompete clauses for workers

Antitrust regulators propose banning noncompete clauses for workers

The Federal Trade Commission says the move would open new job opportunities for 30 million Americans and raise wages by $300 billion a year.

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del Toro's Pinocchio is astonishingly beautiful and would make you forget D made a version this year if you, like me, hadn't already forgotten.
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Did I cry? OF COURSE I DID.
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@KekePalmer19 Dec 2022
Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.
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If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.
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My teenager doesn't even get this combative and angsty
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Excellent responses. My answer: spoons and spatulas. I have 1200; stop giving them to me.
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Everyone encouraging me to move to Mastadon is really underestimating how tired I am.
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9yo: It’s so close to 2023! Me: yeah… 9yo: Breath of the Wild 2 is almost out! Me: sure May you also have long-lasting excitement for something that doesn’t come out for another 7 months.
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The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes23 Nov 2022
The British Supreme Court ruled that the Scottish Parliament could not unilaterally schedule a second independence referendum. Legislation to hold a vote was a matter “reserved” for the Parliament in London, the court’s president said. nyti.ms/3GJNn8e
This will be my third year doing a joint-hosting Thanksgiving with @StephieCooks. We divide up the dishes and eat dinner at 6pm, making for a relaxed, food-filled day where we don't have to get out of bed before 9am.
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Plus my husband takes care of the turkey, so I only need to throw together a few things on the day of. Highly recommend.
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Last month in Scotland…
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If Thanksgiving dinner is not in your budget, Home Sweet Home Ministries will serve free meals in its facility at 303 E. Oakland Ave. in Bloomington. pantagraph.com/news/local/ye…
Yes, we're open: Where to find a Thanksgiving meal in McLean County

Yes, we're open: Where to find a Thanksgiving meal in McLean County

If Thanksgiving dinner is not in your budget, Home Sweet Home Ministries will serve free meals in its facility at 303 E. Oakland Ave. in Bloomington.

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Twitter may be a dumpster fire, but the real dumpster fire was the friends we made along the way.
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When I pinned my evergreen tweet in 2017 I really had no idea how evergreen, huh
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Maybe he just watched School of Rock
Who could possibly have predicted Ticketmaster would crash today? I mean, obviously not Ticketmaster, but
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