Married with 2 lovely daughters, getting more grey hairs and wrinkles by the day but still refusing to grow up!
Peterborough UK
Joined September 2011
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Got a busy night tonight. Currently running around every newsagent in Peterborough buying all their copies of Viz before my wife sees this!
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Picked up some nice Viz artwork yesterday and introduced myself to Simon from @vizcomic in a hotel bar last night. Luckily he knew my name or that could've been embarrassing! Me and my daughter then finished 2nd in his Viz pub quiz and won the latest Viz annual. A great night!
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Some highlights of my recent trip to Hastings. Completed a gruelling Park Run. Rewarded myself with a backdoor sausage hole. Yum!
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I got the 'ick' the other day when a bloke gave me a 'boop' on the nose. It probably wouldn't have bothered me as much if he'd used his finger to do it.
'The ick' and 'boop' newest entries in dictionary bbc.in/3SkQ6Kw
My marriage is similar to Southgate managing England at a major tournament:
I'm accused of being indecisive but when I make a decision,it's wrong.
I face abuse & hostility every time I don't get a job finished.
Almost every other bloke in the country would be better than me.
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I'm now at an age where I don't really like watching football in an aggressive atmosphere with people shouting and screaming abuse at the TV, and throwing drinks about.
So I'll be going to the pub to watch the England match tonight and leaving my wife at home with her nonsense.
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Keir Starmer was laughed at for using his 'toolmaker' line again last night, but maybe he wouldn't have been if he'd followed my advice. As endorsed by @carolvorders herself!
