Co-Hustla at Churchkey Records; Eudora Rye's dad
The Bull City, NC
Joined June 2009
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Get your shit and get out of Oxford. Let’s see what happens when you have a .500 season at LSU. #heaux #corndogsucker
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Asked my kid (11 years old) if she wanted to watch All of Mankind with me. She replied “I know more about the Cold War than you.” I just gave her a death stare, saved my oxygen. I was born in 1973.
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Polyamorous bottom country sounds like a music sub genre that I could get behind.
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I’m flattered that science would consider my right hand as a robot.
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Goddammit, @JasonIsbell, you rip these 3 second situations into the most vulnerable amazing songs. Larry Brown would be super proud. Thank you
Highlight of my crazy day as a pharmacist was giving a leftover vaccine to a service worker wearing an @idlesband tshirt. I’ve never felt so proud in my 24 years of being a pharmacist. #thesoundtrackofme
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Do you think @theweeknd is pulling for the Bumpaneers or the Schneefs? #SuperBlow oops I mean #SuperBowl
Hey @orvillepeck, ever thought about covering Paula Cole’s “Where Have all the Cowboys Gone?” That would be hot.
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Just mentioned a @drivebytruckers lyric to my 8 year old daughter, Eudora, and she said “what are they country or something?” I replied, they’re country rock but super liberal and progressive. She says “That’s a big word for a country boy like you”. No shit.
There’s fewer masks at this @OleMissFB /Alabama game than at a Jehovah’s Witness Halloween party. #GoRebs #HottyToddy
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Not a lot social distancing going on at this Ole Miss/Alabama game. I can only imagine how hot is on the field from the heat of the fans’ core body temps radiating down. #gorebs #HottyToddy
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Whatever you do, @offspring, don’t let @VP Pence use “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” on the campaign trail.
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Is @VP Mike Pence about to stroke his truck nuts and blow coal on this debate stage? Fucking clown.
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I mean @HelloBleached and @ApexManor both put out the best LA records of 2019. Is it weird to ask for of cover of the best LA song of all time? “Seven Year Ache”
All the shit going down in the country right now and this is your front page? You fucking clowns. You should be ashamed. Report, you assholes.
As an Ole Miss grad, I give you my full support to not only vandalize it but yank that motherfucker down. #blm
The Confederate Statue on the University of Mississippi campus was vandalized this evening by an unidentified male. The words “spiritual genocide” were spray-painted on all sides of the statue, along with red handprints. @OxfordEagle will have more updates as they are available.
My 7 year old hangs out at Accordion Club. Away from that nonsense.
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