Tweets in the 3rd person and dances for puns people. He's only the way he is because of the staggering amount of jam he pumped back in the late 1980s.
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So. I found some uber-antique rolls of Ilford FP4 and gave them a spin in Dad's Rolleiflex. Received the developed film from @harmanphoto yesterday. The film's clearly knackered but, perhaps, in a good way. #harmanlab #ilfordFP4 #rolleiflex whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=…
Wu-Tang K̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ Spelling Bees: C.R.E.A.M.
🐝 #wuTang #wuTangCLAN #killerBees #spellingBee #lunchPun #rateMyPUN
An hour's worth of Royal Blood and *THIS* shot alone (13"30') alone from a cameraperson/director making clear the high worth of the TV License 🥰 #BBCGlastonbury #royalBlood #shotoftheyear #iPlayer #tvLicense bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0…
- Patient: "You gotta help me Doc! I don't know who I am these days. I wake up and I don't know if I'm Stedman, Lorraine, Denise, Doris or Delroy."
- Psychologist: "Ah. The classic signs of a split Pearsonality."
#fiveStar #5star #fiveStarRATING #rateMyPUN #lunchPun
St John le Pop retweeted
This year, Sub@omic Limited turns 20 years old. An unreserved thank you to everyone and every business that has helped us get here and stay here. /S&S
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can't help but think that Martha And The Muffins would've enjoyed greater chart success if they went with this lyric. #marthaandthemuffins #echoBeach #html #programmersComments #poo youtu.be/lpqDTQOFvf0
was pecking-out a message on WhatsApp and found himself thinking "arse elves" as he typed 'ourselves'. This punning habit might just get him into trouble one day. #true #arseElves #rateMyPUN #lunchPun
- Chair: "Thanks to all of you who attended our extraordinary general meeting to ratify the name-change of our club. We will no longer be called Faecal Impaction Group - the motion was proposed, seconded and passed." #bristolStoolSCALE
- Murray Walker: "Wake Kimi up before you go, go, go!" #oneforthekids #f1 #murrayWalker #broomBroom #grandPrix
- He: "I've had this tech guy lay wiring outside my French windows so I can get reliable, superfast, always-on connectivity."
- She: "Deck LAN?"
- He: "No. Andrew." #rateMyPUN
- That thing where you find a photo in @LandDHospital of a plaque with the names of your Great Grandfather and your Great Great Uncle being unveiled by Queen Mary. 🚢
- Contrary to popular belief, if was the Egyptians, not the Greeks, who invented the Olympics. It was all down to Tutankhamun who staged the first Winter Olympics by creating the Tomb Man Bob event. #tutankhamun #olympics
- Nursing Fact: The Royal College of Nurses gets its name from what happens if a Nurse gets a little stroppy.
sees this and can't help but think of that. #airplane
- "A hospital…?"
- "It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now."
